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United vs Ac and Beckham

Chelski vs inter and Mourinho

Arsenal vs Porto

How do we feel?
I think its gonna be quite straight forward for everyone but Arsenal

Quote: Mike T @ December 18 2009, 5:53 PM GMT

United vs Ac and Beckham

Chelski vs inter and Mourinho

Arsenal vs Porto

How do we feel?
I think its gonna be quite straight forward for everyone but Arsenal

United vs AC and Beckham
Chelski vs Inter and Mourinho
Arsenal vs Porto and THE HULK

Quote: Jack Massey @ December 18 2009, 9:11 PM GMT

United vs AC and Beckham
Chelski vs Inter and Mourinho
Arsenal vs Porto and THE HULK

Hulk aint all that, Anderson nearly embarrased him last season in terms of strength

So!
Seeing as we only have one thread.
I'm starting a theoretical BCG team.
I'll go left back.

I DOMINATE central midfield; power, pace, passing - SKILLSETS.

And we're off!

Left Back - Steve Sunshine
Central Midfield - Jim Field (Mid is his middle name)

Aarons not allowed to play by the way.

I'm on the left wing - Steve will allow me licence to stay forward with the strikers and get those liquid crosses in.

Can I be linesman?

Left Back - Steve Sunshine
Central Midfield - Jim Field (Mid is his middle name)
Left Wing - Moonstone

Linesman - Slag A

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 18 2009, 10:16 PM GMT

Left Back - Steve Sunshine
Central Midfield - Jim Field (Mid is his middle name)
Left Wing - Moonstone

Linesman - Slag A

Well, so far, strategically, Steve can run up the wing a bit and pass the ball forward to me, I can then cross it to Jim, Jim can lay it back to Steve, Steve can lump in forward, and SlagA can rule it offside.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 18 2009, 10:23 PM GMT

Well, so far, strategically, Steve can run up the wing a bit and pass the ball forward to me, I can then cross it to Jim, Jim can lay it back to Steve, Steve can lump in forward, and SlagA can rule it offside.

So far... strategically It's more like a game of three & in, with an unneccessary linesman.

Don't worry Moonstone me old mucker.
Build it & they will come.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 18 2009, 10:27 PM GMT

So far... strategically It's more like a game of three & in, with an unneccessary linesman.

Don't worry Moonstone me old mucker.
Build it & they will come.

Unless Aaron comes first and confiscates the ball. Anyway, in the meantime I'll do some warming up. What's our home ground called by the way?

I'll play striker. Quite a prolific goalscorer at five a side.

I played up front as a kid. I always had an eye for goal, and specialised in curling the ball with either the inside or outside of my trusty left foot. I was also the designated free-kick taker, and corner-taker, due to me not being the best at heading.

Left Back - Steve Sunshine
Central Midfield - Jim Field (Mid is his middle name)
Left Wing - Moonstone
Centre Forward: Jack Massey
Centre Forward: Catskillz

Linesman - Slag A

Have I become player manager?
I'm not sure I can juggle both jobs, but I'll give it a try.

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