Quote: Gavin @ December 17 2009, 9:18 PM GMTNeil Buchanan?
No, the other one...what's his name...
GAVIN! *kerpow*
Quote: zooo @ December 18 2009, 12:49 AM GMTWhat if they talk back?...
Aww, Dr. Zooolittle!
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Quote: Moonstone @ December 18 2009, 12:27 PM GMTNo, the other one...what's his name...
GAVIN! *kerpow*
ooo burned!
Quote: Moonstone @ December 18 2009, 12:27 PM GMT
Ooh, I like!
Quote: zooo @ December 18 2009, 12:49 AM GMTWhat if they talk back?...
One of mine does . .
miaow means 'I want to be fed.'
miaow means 'I want to go out.'
miaow means 'I want fuss.'
My cat announces he is about to pounce on the bed at night with a chirrup noise, apart from that he doesn't meew, but has a really loud purr.
Cats are quite pointless creatures as are dog. As the top of the food chain we should eat them.
Quote: Gavin @ December 18 2009, 2:13 PM GMTCats are quite pointless creatures as are dog.
They keep mice away, catch rats, can aid the blind and deaf, sniff out everything from explosives to buried people, guard properties and people, help humans hunt, etc, etc. Not quite that useless!
Cows on the other hand...
Quote: Gavin @ December 18 2009, 2:13 PM GMTCats are quite pointless creatures as are dog. As the top of the food chain we should eat them.
Bet you like sheep tho' !
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 18 2009, 2:18 PM GMTThey keep mice away, catch rats, can aid the blind and deaf, sniff out everything from explosives to buried people, guard properties and people, help humans hunt, etc, etc. Not quite that useless!
Cows on the other hand...
I'm sure chimps could do all that to.
Quote: Oldrocker @ December 18 2009, 2:22 PM GMTBet you like sheep tho' !
Oh a sheep joke...how marvellous.
Quote: Gavin @ December 18 2009, 2:25 PM GMTI'm sure chimps could do all that to.
And dressed up as humans too, which is scientifically proven to be hilarious.
Ergo...
Or (for the purist) the more classic...
Quote: Gavin @ December 18 2009, 2:25 PM GMTI'm sure chimps could do all that to.
Have you never seen The Moon and The Sledgehammer?
Mr Page: Oh no, you wouldn't want a monkey helping you. He'd take your spanner and run away with it. Oh no, a monkey's no good.
Quote: Gavin @ December 18 2009, 2:13 PM GMTCats are quite pointless creatures as are dog. As the top of the food chain we should eat them.
Bet you like sheep tho' !
Quote: Gavin @ December 18 2009, 2:13 PM GMTCats are quite pointless creatures as are dog. As the top of the food chain we should eat them.
Your mission for today Gavhoob is to Travel to Africa and educate the nearest group of lions on the order of the food chain...
Quote: Gavin @ December 18 2009, 2:25 PM GMTI'm sure chimps could do all that to.
Awwww, that just made me think of the scene in Life where the chimp lends the lady chimp his hammer 
Quote: Moonstone @ December 18 2009, 2:44 PM GMTYour mission for today Gavhoob is to Travel to Africa and educate the nearest group of lions on the order of the food chain...
Human beings eat more lions every year than lions eat human beings... Fact. (Probably.) We have guns. Do the lions have guns now? No, I didn't think so. 