I would go for 'Nobody here but us chickens' from Nightingales
Daftest comedy catchphrase
Has anybody seen my teeth - The Grumbleweeds.
Quote: Griff @ December 17 2009, 11:09 PM GMTI could crush a grape.
Eranu.
Knickers knackers knockers.
Mehhh!
Tom's putting it in now.
IMO Stu Francis's daftest was 'Ooh I could test drive a Tonka' 
"You can't hit me, I'm a haemophiliac!"
"What a ruddy nuisance!"
"I'll thank you not to bait me."
"Whither the Wensleydale. Mother?"
"Oh stuff it then!"
"Tickle me turn-ups."
"Was it the bailiffs, Father?"
"Don't just stand there, f**k it!"
"Garlic bread?"
"No, I'm certainly not going to Wareham!"
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 18 2009, 12:29 AM GMT"You can't hit me, I'm a haemophiliac!"
I always said you were a little bleeder, turns out your a big bleeder.
[quote name="Tim Walker" post="563853" date="December 18 2009, 12:29 AM GMT"No, I'm certainly not going to Wareham!"[/quote]
Well you can't go naked!
But Sootyj's would be.
"Where's me washboard?"
And from the Afghani version of In Sickness and in Health
"Stone the hoes!"
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 18 2009, 12:29 AM GMT"Tickle me turn-ups."
Where the hell is that from?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 18 2009, 8:37 AM GMT
I don't know, I think I made it up. 
"I'll buy that for a dollar!" - Robocop
I heard that - pardon?!
Oh, Lucas has arrived. The BCG's Tony Almeida to Chipolata's Jack Bauer.
Quote: chipolata @ December 18 2009, 10:47 AM GMTOh, Lucas has arrived. The BCG's Tony Almeida to Chipolata's Jack Bauer.
That's very reasonable. Tony's cool. Bauer's all haggard looking.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 18 2009, 10:52 AM GMTThat's very reasonable. Tony's cool. Bauer's all haggard looking.
I knew as soon as I'd posted it I'd made a terrible error of judgement. I stand by my mistakes, though.
Quote: chipolata @ December 18 2009, 10:54 AM GMTI knew as soon as I'd posted it I'd made a terrible error of judgement. I stand by my mistakes, though.
That's what she said.
Ah good, here they are, the BCG's answer to Hinge & Bracket.
'Chip & John Lucas prepare for whimsical hilarity.'
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 18 2009, 10:45 AM GMTI don't know, I think I made it up.
Didn't Wurzel Gummage say 'tickle me turnips' to that little girl? 