*gives cookie* 
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*holds up toe in hope Robyn kisses it better*
*dusts off sock fluff*
*clips nail*
*applies athlete's foot cream*
On Mrs Bigfellas laptop mine is full of evil shit and won't let me open any programmes. Has to go and see a repair man.
all them porn sites!!!
Ben just got in from his walk in the snow and is now supping a beer.
Where's it snowing?
Here!
Quote: billwill @ December 17 2009, 7:56 PM GMTBillwill is really really annoyed...
I feel for you Will fella these none car owners don't get how frustrating and brilliant owning a car is. If it was a little toerag that smashed your window I'd suggest smashing his car window. With his face.
Quote: Leevil @ December 17 2009, 8:12 PM GMTWell fine! I'll go and look for it somewhere else!
*storms off*
*stubs toe on door*
*looks back for sympathy*
*leaves*
...Unless your carrying your ass back in a sling and have a good story sympathy from me you shall get none.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 17 2009, 9:55 PM GMTWhere's it snowing?
East Anglia!
It is not snowing in Somerset.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 17 2009, 9:56 PM GMTHere!
Hi, the Robyn!
Quote: zooo @ December 17 2009, 9:58 PM GMTIt is not snowing in Somerset.
Are you sure? jump off your tractor and check
Quote: zooo @ December 17 2009, 9:58 PM GMTIt is not snowing in Somerset.
Are you not living in London yet? Or are you back for the holidays?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 17 2009, 9:55 PM GMTWhere's it snowing?
Tonbridge
It's stopped snowing here now.
Quote: bigfella @ December 17 2009, 10:01 PM GMTTonbridge
Did I ever tell you about the time I sent an engineer to Tonbridge instead of Tunbridge Wells? Oh, I did laugh!