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The average BCGer?

So what's the average BCGer like? Can perusing the threads give one a picture of the average BCG afficionado? Stuff anything as boring as a survey here's Sootyj's opinion.

1 Male
2 25-45
3 An anonymous job in IT or something else with a PC.
4 Probably writes comedy
5 Politically conservative but doesn't belong to a party.
6 Loves puns
7 Is a junk food snob.
8 Is an agnostic or atheist.
9 Probably believes in one eccentric theory
10 Non racist but has a deep dislike of PC that could border on prejudice.

I'd like to challenge the Junkfood snob theory.

Challenge away.

But check out all the paeons to KFC and it's gravy. We love our junk food but crap junk food won't do.

I'm not sure where you're getting "politically conservative" from, unless Carpark is skewing the average.

And as for "junk food snob", I have two words for you:

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A BCGer wouldn't touch an inferior pot noodle, hence the snobishness.

Can everyone please stop disagreeing with me.

Maybe it is different for me, since even poo on a plate cost a bloody fortune here. I could tell, but you wouldn't believe me.

Henrik you may not be an average BCGer.

11 He is literate and passionate about grammar, punctuation and spelling.
12 His mental health is not excelent.

Quote: Henrik Bengtsson @ December 17 2009, 8:24 PM GMT

Maybe it is different for me, since even poo on a plate cost a bloody fortune here. I could tell, but you wouldn't believe me.

It costs a fortune here as well, & you don't get it in a restaurant.

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 8:08 PM GMT

So what's the average BCGer like? Can perusing the threads give one a picture of the average BCG afficionado? Stuff anything as boring as a survey here's Sootyj's opinion.

1 Male
2 25-45
3 An anonymous job in IT or something else with a PC.
4 Probably writes comedy
5 Politically conservative but doesn't belong to a party.
6 Loves puns
7 Is a junk food snob.
8 Is an agnostic or atheist.
9 Probably believes in one eccentric theory
10 Non racist but has a deep dislike of PC that could border on prejudice.

If 'junk food snob' means you won't eat McDonalds, but will have the occasional KFC, then Yes, I am a typical BCGer.

Oh, and I'm female ;)

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 8:08 PM GMT

1 Male
2 25-45
3 An anonymous job in IT or something else with a PC.
4 Probably writes comedy
5 Politically conservative but doesn't belong to a party.
6 Loves puns
7 Is a junk food snob.
8 Is an agnostic or atheist.
9 Probably believes in one eccentric theory
10 Non racist but has a deep dislike of PC that could border on prejudice.

You've just described yourself, Joel. Apart from number 4, of course.

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 8:08 PM GMT

1 Male
2 25-45
3 An anonymous job in IT or something else with a PC.
4 Probably writes comedy
5 Politically conservative but doesn't belong to a party.
6 Loves puns
7 Is a junk food snob.
8 Is an agnostic or atheist.
9 Probably believes in one eccentric theory
10 Non racist but has a deep dislike of PC that could border on prejudice.

1 yes
2 almost
3 not at all
4 not much
5 pah
6 I love all breads
7 no
8 very much so
9 change that to "at least one" and I say yes
10 not bothered

I score about 5 out of 10.

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2009, 8:08 PM GMT

1 Male
2 25-45
3 An anonymous job in IT or something else with a PC.
4 Probably writes comedy
5 Politically conservative but doesn't belong to a party.
6 Loves puns
7 Is a junk food snob.
8 Is an agnostic or atheist.
9 Probably believes in one eccentric theory
10 Non racist but has a deep dislike of PC that could border on prejudice.

Female, aged 19, who couldn't write her way out of a paper bag, whose socially liberal and financially conservative who overuses puns and eats too many burgers, seeks atheist.

So, I defy about seven. Of course, I'm more a lurker, so feel free to throw out my data depending on your parameters.

Yes but we're all hitting about 3-5. Modally we are similar.

Damn you I will categorise you all.

I do tick a lot of those boxes.
Just like in my anonymous job

I only score about 7...

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