Day in the Life, heathen.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 57
Ok, ok.
"I heard the news today, oh boy" - One word different. Give me Bowie any day though 
Best headline and news story ever?
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html
Good think he was too small and swervy for any of his neighbours to shoot him.
Quote: Leevil @ December 11 2009, 6:48 PM GMTOk, ok.
"I heard the news today, oh boy" - One word different. Take me roughly Bowie any day though
Homosexualist.
Quote: DaButt @ December 17 2009, 4:50 AM GMTBest headline and news story ever?
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html
They just start so young nowadays.
I think the avverage age is 11 in the UK at the moment...
Quote: DaButt @ December 17 2009, 4:50 AM GMTBest headline and news story ever?
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html
If he had stolen a toy train they could of had an even better headline
Quote: DaButt @ December 17 2009, 4:50 AM GMTBest headline and news story ever?
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html
Aw, give him a break! To be drunk at four is hilarious, no matter what the naysayers and so-called "doctors" might say. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 17 2009, 12:37 PM GMTAw, give him a break! To be drunk at four is hilarious, no matter what the naysayers and so-called "doctors" might say.
It is funny.
Best lines...
The message hit home with Professor Hutchison's latest audience, pupils at Magdallen College School in Oxford.
One pupil told us: "The pictures were horrific. It was good, I'm not going to get drunk too often!"
http://www.justice.gov.uk/news/newsrelease120509a.htm
Great you can now be tried without turning up in court etc.
Jack Straw when is some one going to set fire to the straw man?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/dec/17/skygrabber-software-drones-hacked
So Al Quaeda were able to counter $50,000,000 drones with $26 software used for pinching porn and Miley Cyrus vids off the net.
What the hell have the Septics been bombing in Afghanistan for the last year?
I was happy to hear they'll caught the people responsible for stealing the Auschwitz sign.
What is the world coming to when such a significant piece of world history is cut into 3 bits to be flogged to the highest bidder?
Quote: AngieBaby @ December 21 2009, 1:46 PM GMTWhat is the world coming to when such a significant piece of world history is cut into 3 bits to be flogged to the highest bidder?
Britain in the past four centuries?
Could have been an interesting segment in a property show...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 21 2009, 1:48 PM GMTBritain in the past four centuries?
Don't mention the wars...
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 17 2009, 1:02 PM GMThttp://tiny.cc/PB55n
Best lines...
I remember when we did that experiment in Biology with the cigarette and the cotton wool and all the smug swotty girls kept turning round to look at me as if to say "see?". I pointed out to the teacher that the experiment was invalid because she used a Woodbine and most people smoked filter tips.
Most of the smug swotty girls ended up smoking and probably still do.
I wonder if surgeons are going round schools showing photos of injuries sustained from travelling in a car, using a bicycle (I know more people who have had bad injuries from bike accidents), playing rugby, football, using stairs, etc?