I am trying to muster some discipline to get to bed at a reasonable hour despite tomorrow being my first day off in many a year. Christmas shopping tomorrow; nightmare. Laughs out loud.
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Quote: billwill @ December 17 2009, 1:45 AM GMTI cloned myself with the aid of beer called "Christmas Kiss" in the Coronet, but alas I couldn't get at the email to validate it so it's an NBG-clone instead of a BCG-clone.
Quote: IT David @ December 17 2009, 1:50 AM GMTI am trying to muster some discipline to get to bed at a reasonable hour despite tomorrow being my first day off in many a year. Christmas shopping tomorrow; nightmare. Laughs out loud.
I did the majority of my Christmas shopping yesterday. I may be mistaken, but I sense a healthy reduction in commercialism this Christmas. Hopefully, in these economic times, it will lead to more appreciation of family and friends and be far less about money, food and presents. 
We had an early Christmas with my parents today: a trip to the beach, prime rib and presents. My 73-year-old father got a Wii and he's tearing up the tennis court as I type.
Quote: DaButt @ December 17 2009, 2:15 AM GMTMy 73-year-old father got a Wii and he's tearing up the tennis court as I type.
Quote: billwill @ December 17 2009, 1:45 AM GMTI cloned myself with the aid of beer called "Christmas Kiss" in the Coronet, but alas I couldn't get at the email to validate it so it's an NBG-clone instead of a BCG-clone.
And so say all of us!!
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 17 2009, 2:18 AM GMT
He was a great tennis player in his younger years, but his knee eventually gave out. He had it replaced a few years ago, but now he has a bad ankle. He's really enjoying the chance to play tennis again.
Quote: billwill2 @ December 17 2009, 2:22 AM GMTAnd so say all of us!!
I may never sleep again 
Quote: DaButt @ December 17 2009, 2:15 AM GMTWe had an early Christmas with my parents today: a trip to the beach, prime rib and presents. My 73-year-old father got a Wii and he's tearing up the tennis court as I type.
I got one for my parents last Christmas and they're slightly older than your dad.
Quote: DaButt @ December 17 2009, 12:05 AM GMTMy father and son on South Beach this afternoon:
Am I allowed to think your son is good looking DaButt? Is he of age?
Chip's arrived and he's got one fan heater blowing in his face, and another blowing on his feet. He truly is a king amongst men.
Quote: chipolata @ December 17 2009, 9:56 AM GMTChip's arrived and he's got one fan heater blowing in his face, and another blowing on his feet. He truly is a king amongst men.
I've got a big aircon unit above me. I also have a runny nose.
Quote: Ben @ December 17 2009, 10:01 AM GMTI also have a runny nose.
Wipe it with your hand and then flick it at the rest of the office whilst shouting, "Jizz Suprise!"
Quote: chipolata @ December 17 2009, 10:04 AM GMTWipe it with your hand and then flick it at the rest of the office whilst shouting, "Jizz Suprise!"
I've already done that today. With jizz. But not my own.
Quote: Ben @ December 17 2009, 10:15 AM GMTI've already done that today. With jizz. But not my own.
You've come along way in a short time, my son. Soon you'll be a fully fledged Benopalata.
Quote: chipolata @ December 17 2009, 10:21 AM GMT
You've come along way in a short time, my son. Soon you'll be a fully fledged Benopalata.
Benopalata, and the world takes one more step towards oblivion.