Quote: zooo @ December 16 2009, 1:30 PM GMTWhat on earth does that involve??
I don't the hell know, but I'm signing up to learn.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 16 2009, 1:40 PM GMTHelping new mums to breast feed. The sort of thing someone's mother, sisters, people in the village would have helped them with in years gone by.
Don't you just stick the sprog on it? Is there a technique?!
Quote: Ben @ December 16 2009, 1:40 PM GMTI don't the hell know, but I'm signing up to learn.
You have to had breastfeed a baby for at least six months to qualify for training. Good luck. 
Quote: Ben @ December 16 2009, 1:41 PM GMTDon't you just stick the sprog on it? Is there a technique?!
Yeah there is. It's actually quite difficult for some people at first and unfortuanately alot of the medical staff don't know or don't have time to help. An African cleaner helped me in the hospital.
What a fine example of womanhood you are, Dolly.
*salutes*
Quote: Ben @ December 16 2009, 1:44 PM GMTWhat a fine example of womanhood you are, Dolly.
*salutes*
Ha, are you being sarky perchance?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 16 2009, 1:45 PM GMTHa, are you being sarky perchance?
Me? No.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 16 2009, 1:45 PM GMTHa, are you being sarky perchance?
You should see what he's saluting with. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 16 2009, 1:54 PM GMTYou should see what he's saluting with.
Quote: Ben @ December 16 2009, 1:44 PM GMTWhat a fine example of womanhood you are, Dolly.
*salutes*
Always ask for hard evidence. I can usually tell if a woman has breast fed a baby. Of course a delicate sense of touch is needed in these matters
Heating on....getting sleepy...getti....zzzzzzzzzzz
Quote: roscoff @ December 16 2009, 3:38 PM GMTAlways ask for hard evidence.
Hear hear.
Quote: Marc P @ December 16 2009, 3:42 PM GMTHear hear.
Is Jack Delaney older in the second one than the first one? Has time moved on? Or are they all going to be completely stand alone timeless tomes?
I've just come home to find the cat has knocked over the Christmas tree and I can't pick it up on my own. 
As it has landed on the dog's bed, I'm sensing it was a deliberate act of sabotage.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 16 2009, 4:00 PM GMTI've just come home to find the cat has knocked over the Christmas tree and I can't pick it up on my own.
As it has landed on the dog's bed, I'm sensing it was a deliberate act of sabotage.
How do you know the dog didn't knock it over to try and frame the cat?
Quote: chipolata @ December 16 2009, 4:04 PM GMTHow do you know the dog didn't knock it over to try and frame the cat?
The dog is too lazy and can't reach. The cat does have an evil streak. He's ruined a laptop too and left muddy paw prints on my best egyptian cotton sheets. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 16 2009, 4:07 PM GMTThe dog is too lazy and can't reach.
Sounds like the clever bastard has you thinking just what it wants. Hats off to Dolly Dog.