British Comedy Guide

What's your dirty secret? Page 7

clearly you didn't hear my views on drinking before.
Whistling nnocently

Sorry, I was busy injecting Night Nurse into my groin... What was that again? Huh?

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 15 2009, 12:28 AM GMT

Sorry, I was too busy injecting Night Nurse into my groin... What was that again? Huh?

Sick
never mind...

Quote: Henrik Bengtsson @ December 14 2009, 6:18 PM GMT

Don't know where to begin father.

Quote: katie coe @ December 15 2009, 12:20 AM GMT

I have 7 toes.

And that's shared betweern my 4 feet, 2 of which stick out of my head.

shhhhh

I bet you're still beautiful, from head to toe. :P

I eat the marrow out of roasted joint bones. It's very good for you and tastes lovely, but most people seem to think it's a disgusting thing to do.

Quote: Henrik Bengtsson @ December 15 2009, 3:16 PM GMT

I bet you're still beautiful, from head to toe. :P

Oh. That's just... Sick
The WORST joke ever

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