What does the panel think?

I thought I would start a thread which enabled us to use the many and varied experiences of the BCG members to help us normally slightly confused and a little dizzy peeps out of sticky situations. I shall begin.

Dear BCG

Last night I showed my current 'beau' two episodes of Colin's Sandwich (thanks to Aaron)one of my favourite sitcoms. She obviously didn't care for it. So what is my next step? Ditch her like a rapist on the run or brain wash her like what they did to Michael Caine in the Ipcress Files?
Awaiting your thoughts
Worried of Bromsgrove.

Quote: roscoff @ December 14 2009, 9:59 AM GMT

Last night I showed my current 'beau' two episodes of Colin's Sandwich (thanks to Aaron)one of my favourite sitcoms. She obviously didn't care for it. So what is my next step? Ditch her like a rapist on the run or brain wash her like what they did to Michael Caine in the Ipcress Files?

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Shouldn't she be a 'belle' rather than a 'beau'?

In any event, the great danger inherent in brainwashing a wife/belle is that she might forget how to operate the washing machine and then you're knackered.

It's safer to keep her as she is especially as any replacement is unlikely to like Colin's Sandwich either.

Quote: roscoff @ December 14 2009, 9:59 AM GMT

Last night I showed my current 'beau' two episodes of Colin's Sandwich

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Quote: Ming the Mirthless @ December 14 2009, 10:48 AM GMT

Shouldn't she be a 'belle' rather than a 'beau'?

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*snigger*

Roscoff has got himself a boyfriend.

Whatever rings your beau, I suppose.

Quote: don rushmore @ December 14 2009, 11:05 AM GMT

*snigger*

Roscoff has got himself a boyfriend.

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Look, here in deepest Wales if it ain't animal related it's considered a victory.

And if I did have a boyfriend would that be so bad? It might be nice to bat from the Pavilion End for a change

Quote: roscoff @ December 14 2009, 11:31 AM GMT

And if I did have a boyfriend would that be so bad? It might be nice to bat from the Pavilion End for a change

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If you don't mind a sticky wicket.

Quote: Timbo @ December 14 2009, 11:32 AM GMT

If you don't mind a sticky wicket.

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I like to put the heavy roller over it before I go out to bat.

Aaron doesn't like Spaced!
I don't like Jim Davidson Live!

It happens.

I can think of loads of people who love the same shows I do but I wouldn't want to sleep with. And I've got an ex girlfriend who's never seen a single sitcom ever and has no interest in them. And I'd happily spend the rest of my life with her.

Aww.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2009, 11:56 AM GMT

I don't like Jim Davidson Live!

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He was 56 yesterday, which isn't very old by modern standards, so you might have have to wait a few years until he's NOT live.

Oh well.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2009, 11:56 AM GMT

Aaron doesn't like Spaced!

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In some parts of the world, that's punishable by death.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2009, 11:56 AM GMT

Aaron doesn't like Spaced!
I don't like Jim Davidson Live!

It happens.

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Except you are clearly in the right here, zooo.

Also Robyn spends so much time going "You haven't seen this!" and she still manages to love me, almost.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 14 2009, 1:15 PM GMT

Also Robyn spends so much time going "You haven't seen this!" and she still manages to love me, almost.

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