'Which' Nutters live on your Street or 'Who' would you like to have living on your street...
Or maybe you don't live on a Street but live on a Road instead, or maybe an Avenue, or maybe you don't actually live at all and in that case why the bleeding hell haven't you got something better to do, anyway...
I wouldn't mind having Lassie live on my street as then if I ever fell down a mine, someone would be able to find me nice and quick.
(I'll even take Bouncer if Lassie's busy.)
The Double Deckers. Like crusties, but not massive hypocrites.
I'll take a double portion of John Coltrane...For when that night turns oh so blue.
We have names for everyone in our street.
Thief man and his thief of his wife.
C**t man.
Apple man.
The Gays.
Angry Man.
The Weird couple.
Tony Blair.
We call our new neighbour "Dick Cheney".. .because he's a Dick and put a Chain up across his driveway entrance to keep out trespassers. We love watching him get out of his car to undo the chain everytime he wants to leave or enter - it's great when it's minus 10 degrees and snowing.
I will at this point make mention of the fact that we do actually have a real Witch who lives on our road, who's got about 100 dogs, and pidgeons in the loft.
We just call her "The Witch." We like to keep things simple.
Although we don't actually have a specific name for them, the people in the flat across the hall from ours, commit THE most heinous crimes against air with the fumes from their cooking, which they regularly seem to burn as well. I've no idea what it is, but it's absolutely vile. Perhaps human foetus.
It isn't that kind of feet smell mixed with putrid vomit smothered in smothering stuff is it?
That would be a welcome change. 
Quote: bigfella @ December 10 2009, 8:13 PM GMTWe have names for everyone in our street.
Thief man and his thief of his wife.
C**t man.
Apple man.
The Gays.
Angry Man.
The Weird couple.
Tony Blair.
Which are you?
Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2009, 10:57 PM GMTWhich are you?
Take your pick! I don't care.
I'm sure they call me the fat man!
na na na na na na na na na na na na na FATMAN...They don't surely?? 
Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2009, 10:42 PM GMTAlthough we don't actually have a specific name for them, the people in the flat across the hall from ours, commit THE most heinous crimes against air with the fumes from their cooking, which they regularly seem to burn as well. I've no idea what it is, but it's absolutely vile. Perhaps human foetus.
So complain to Rigsby about them !