It's my Birthday - What a year!!!!

Well it's not my birthday actually.

It's my BCG birthday.

It's been just about twelve months since I joined the BCG and what a twelve months!

Christmas last year, I remember it well. I dreaded the post coming in the mornings, I dreaded the phone ringing – I knew that everyone could be my operation date. I really didn't want to have it done, I thought I would die on the table.

But here I am almost sixteen stone lighter and feeling great. A TV programme in the bag and a book deal signed and sealed. I've also had sketches on NR and TS and been asked for a re-write of a sitcom script, which was then declined (boo!)

But more importantly, I've regained my health, kept my wife and generally I'm a very happy chappy.

In all, it has been one hell of a year and it's all thanks to the BCG!

Well not really, but I thought I better suck up to Mark in time for this podcast thingy!

So what has happened to you in the last twelve months?

Please no one say they beat the world record for wanking!

Quote: bigfella @ December 10 2009, 6:36 PM GMT

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Nope, don't worry, your record is safe for another year.

Congratulations, bigfella, it's been a hell of a year for you. Brilliant about the book and well done on all the hard work and dedication you've put it. Here's hoping for even more success in 2010.

Only five hours until my actual birthday. There's nothing more depressing. Heavy smokers live until about 60, on average, so I'm well past the half way mark. Only 27 years left.

Quote: bigfella @ December 10 2009, 6:36 PM GMT

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I think Leevil trys to break that each week. Poor little fella he actually caught fire last time.

Well I got a proper job that didn't pay much more than my old improper job and has left me no real time to write.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 10 2009, 7:05 PM GMT

Only five hours until my actual birthday. There's nothing more depressing. Heavy smokers live until about 60, on average, so I'm well past the half way mark. Only 27 years left.

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That's the spirit! If you're lucky you'll outlive Two Pints... and My Family.

'Bigfella' I would like to wish you many happy returns and say a huge well done and 'good on ya' for your success.

This is a really inspirational example to others, you may not have any religious faith, you may do I don't know, however, you certainly had faith in the future and it sounds like you were under going a testing time and this faith saw you through and has rewarded you with what I presume is a career as a proffessional writer, so congrats! I for one will tell my friends about you.

Have a great birhtday but remember to drink responsibly.

Congrats notsobigfella!

You've been a welcome addition to the boards and I think, I think I love you...!

The past twelve months, I have mostly been on here ...

Oh, I also went on a plane, abroad and to Amsterdam for the first time. So woo!

About time we heard a bit more about History isn't it BF?

I've been on here just over a year.
Looks like I joined a month after Kevin & a month before Bigfella.
(Who I saw on my Telly Box playing Golf the other day half the size he'd been half an hour before)
The BCG has helped me to earn my first 38 pounds from things resembling jokes, so for me it's been a nice year as well.

Yes, well done on your acheivements BF!

I've been registered on here for two years and three months apparently - who would have thought it.

I know, OOOh yer. Not like the good ol' days when you could leave your door unlocked and have stray cats in yer haaouse. It's all changed 'round 'ere innit.

First actual birthdays, then milestone posts, now BCG anniversaries...I expect this kind of senitmental crap from the tarts but to have blokes breaking down in sentimental tears over a comedy forum is teh gay.

Only joking! Well done bigfella, sounds like you're getting your life together and if the nice people of the BCG helped you in attaining your goal, then mores the better.

You wouldn't get this kind of support from the 'Big Brother' forums. As Leevil has said, you are a welcome addition, unlike that Steve Sunshine geezer, who as we all know kills hamsters with a nail gun for fun.

That's Freve!

*Throws Hamster in Dumpster

Haaaaappy birthday! Congratulations for everything!

It's been a great year for me, work's been good, had some great holidays did some stand-up, and met some lovely people from the BCG!

Oh, and I freeze-framed Big Fellatio's bollocks as he got on the gurney.

Made my year it did!

Only joking BF, you knows I love ya!