Quote: Leevil @ December 10 2009, 3:22 PM GMTAny distance? Do you do a "Brundle"?
What, fuse with a fly and metamorphasiss into a hideous monster that your girlfriend will eventually shoot in the head?
Who do you fancy? Page 478
It works for me 
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 3:19 PM GMTIt's doomed. Distance relationships never work.
Odd, I find the opposite true. It's when people meet me, the relationship falls apart. 
Quote: SlagA @ December 10 2009, 4:14 PM GMTOdd, I find the opposite true. It's when people meet me, the relationship falls apart.
And don't listen to em Scatts distance makes the heart grow fonder.
Then again you do hear things.....
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 6 2009, 11:35 PM GMTHee! David fancies Blinky McMuppetface!
Ooh, wait 'til Mr Carpark hears about this.
hey I fancy 'blinky mcpuppetface' too!
And don't call him that 
I'm going to see him tomorrow 
Quote: katie coe @ December 10 2009, 6:07 PM GMT'blinky mcpuppetface'
Blinky McMuppetface!
Are you sure you have the right McFluppet?
Quote: katie coe @ December 10 2009, 6:07 PM GMThey I fancy 'blinky mcpuppetface' too!
And don't call him that
You're too young to fancy Blinky, Katie. Then again, Tickle Me Elmo is very popular with the kids...
Oh Bridget...
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 6:33 PM GMTOh Bridget...
Hello
Bridget is cool. I can't remember why I think that, but she must have impressed me at some point.
Her auntie was quite a looker too:
Is it because she's all sexy and not like a slut?
Move over, Nigella, my 7 o'clock is here:
She does manage to be pretty and all that stuff without being lame and annoying and an embarrassment to woman kind!
Quote: zooo @ December 10 2009, 6:46 PM GMTBridget is cool. I can't remember why I think that, but she must have impressed me at some point.
The animal-loving thing?
Quote: zooo @ December 10 2009, 6:57 PM GMTShe does manage to be pretty and all that stuff without being lame and annoying and an embarrassment to woman kind!
Well, she did seem to be under the control of men - particularly her first husband - throughout her career. She has refused to try and hang on to her youthful looks now though and clearly doesn't give a toss what people think of her.
Quote: Leevil @ December 10 2009, 6:49 PM GMTHer auntie was quite a looker too:
Are you deliberately getting your Bridgets mixed up?
Oh yeah, it might be the animals.