Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:48 PM GMTWould need a picture to have any chance, I'm afraid Ben.
That's just the excuse he's giving you... 
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Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 3:42 PM GMTI grew a handlebar 'tache
I love the expression 'handlebar moustache', because there are different types of handlebars. I wonder what a 'tache like the 'sit up and beg' handlebar is like. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:48 PM GMTWould need a picture to have any chance, I'm afraid Ben.
I'll sort one out next time, Tim.
Unless, of course, its killed me by then.
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 3:28 PM GMTAaron's more like that young man who wrote 'Coming of Age'.
It's spooky, you never see Aaron and Tim Dawson in the same trucker's lay-by, do you?
I'd prefer to see what a grip-shift pair would look like on a woman.
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 3:46 PM GMTEvery now and then, Tim, I get a speckly red rash on my left hand. It doesn't itch or anything, but I wondered if you knew what it was.
Friction burn?
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 3:49 PM GMTUnless, of course, its killed me by then.
Unlikely, Ben. Of course if it does, then you should have seen your GP as I am now advising! (Known in the trade as the 'NHS Direct Get-Out Clause'. )
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:51 PM GMTUnlikely, Ben. Of course if it does, then you should have seen your GP as I am now advising! (Known in the trade as the 'NHS Direct Get-Out Clause'.
Which translates into Earthling to become..."I can't be naffed!"
Has a 'Golden Wonder - The Nation's Noodle - Chip Shop Curry Flavour'. What happened to Pot Noodle? I thought Golden Wonder was Pot Noodle? I'm hungry, but I'm saving it. I hope it's good. No Mr. Noodle, I won't eat you yet!
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:49 PM GMTIt's spooky, you never see Aaron and Tim Dawson in the same trucker's lay-by, do you?
Coincidentally I have seen them in the same room!
So you can abandon that theory.
Ben, why are you dressed like an iceroad trucker in your avatar?
Quote: Leevil @ December 10 2009, 4:24 PM GMTHas a 'Golden Wonder - The Nation's Noodle - Chip Shop Curry Flavour'. What happened to Pot Noodle? I thought Golden Wonder was Pot Noodle? I'm hungry, but I'm saving it. I hope it's good. No Mr. Noodle, I won't eat you yet!
About time to have that Pot Noodle The Nation's Noodle... 
Had a stir fry with noodles
Quote: Paul W @ December 10 2009, 5:02 PM GMTBen, why are you dressed like an iceroad trucker in your avatar?
Because I'm coming to grit your road, sonny!
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 6:28 PM GMTBecause I'm coming to grit your road, sonny!
Ooh, I do hope that's a euphemism. 