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Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:48 PM GMT

Would need a picture to have any chance, I'm afraid Ben.

That's just the excuse he's giving you... ;)

Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 3:42 PM GMT

I grew a handlebar 'tache

I love the expression 'handlebar moustache', because there are different types of handlebars. I wonder what a 'tache like the 'sit up and beg' handlebar is like. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:48 PM GMT

Would need a picture to have any chance, I'm afraid Ben.

I'll sort one out next time, Tim.

Unless, of course, its killed me by then.

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 3:28 PM GMT

Aaron's more like that young man who wrote 'Coming of Age'.

It's spooky, you never see Aaron and Tim Dawson in the same trucker's lay-by, do you?

I'd prefer to see what a grip-shift pair would look like on a woman.

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 3:46 PM GMT

Every now and then, Tim, I get a speckly red rash on my left hand. It doesn't itch or anything, but I wondered if you knew what it was.

Friction burn?

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

Unless, of course, its killed me by then.

Unlikely, Ben. Of course if it does, then you should have seen your GP as I am now advising! (Known in the trade as the 'NHS Direct Get-Out Clause'. ;))

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:51 PM GMT

Unlikely, Ben. Of course if it does, then you should have seen your GP as I am now advising! (Known in the trade as the 'NHS Direct Get-Out Clause'. ;))

Which translates into Earthling to become..."I can't be naffed!"

Has a 'Golden Wonder - The Nation's Noodle - Chip Shop Curry Flavour'. What happened to Pot Noodle? I thought Golden Wonder was Pot Noodle? I'm hungry, but I'm saving it. I hope it's good. No Mr. Noodle, I won't eat you yet!

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 10 2009, 3:49 PM GMT

It's spooky, you never see Aaron and Tim Dawson in the same trucker's lay-by, do you?

Coincidentally I have seen them in the same room!
So you can abandon that theory. :)

Ben, why are you dressed like an iceroad trucker in your avatar?

Quote: Leevil @ December 10 2009, 4:24 PM GMT

Has a 'Golden Wonder - The Nation's Noodle - Chip Shop Curry Flavour'. What happened to Pot Noodle? I thought Golden Wonder was Pot Noodle? I'm hungry, but I'm saving it. I hope it's good. No Mr. Noodle, I won't eat you yet!

About time to have that Pot Noodle The Nation's Noodle... :D

Had a stir fry with noodles:)

Quote: Paul W @ December 10 2009, 5:02 PM GMT

Ben, why are you dressed like an iceroad trucker in your avatar?

Because I'm coming to grit your road, sonny!

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 6:28 PM GMT

Because I'm coming to grit your road, sonny!

Ooh, I do hope that's a euphemism. Lovey

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