Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 1:05 PM GMTI remember at school me and lad called Dougie (he had a huge birthmark on his chest) used to talk to each other like deaf people. Which essentially involved removing all our consonants. Looking back, I'm ashamed on mine and Dougie's behalf.
For his hideous birthmark?
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 1:06 PM GMTFor his hideous birthmark?
That aswell. Although it's probably killed him by now. It was like a huge mole that covered a vast expanse of flesh.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 1:10 PM GMTThat aswell. Although it's probably killed him by now. It was like a huge mole that covered a vast expanse of flesh.
Not many black people where you grew up then, Chip?
Robyn wants her cough to go away, and just watched the strangest video about a cult in Nigeria.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 1:10 PM GMTThat aswell. Although it's probably killed him by now. It was like a huge mole that covered a vast expanse of flesh.
I have a very feint birthmark on my left shoulder. Do you have one, Chip?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 10 2009, 1:13 PM GMTRobyn wants her cough to go away, and just watched the strangest video about a cult in Nigeria.
Sorry to hear. My mum's got a cough too!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 10 2009, 1:13 PM GMTRobyn wants her cough to go away, and just watched the strangest video about a cult in Nigeria.
Awwww Bobbin Robyn. Get better soon!
Thank you! 
I have a birthmark round my hip, by the way.
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 1:11 PM GMTNot many black people where you grew up then, Chip?
How dare you! There were plenty of black people. Most were scary, but one called Barber was weak and we said to him the stuff we couldn't say to the scary black people. I'm ashamed of that too now. Especially the times I put on an Afrikkana accent, picked up my pencil case and shouted: "South African police!"
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 10 2009, 1:13 PM GMTRobyn wants her cough to go away, and just watched the strangest video about a cult in Nigeria.
Voodoo cult?
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 1:15 PM GMTI have a very feint birthmark on my left shoulder. Do you have one, Chip?
I'm as pink and featureless as a freshly minted baby. Hairier, mind.
Hauka cult.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 10 2009, 1:20 PM GMTHauka cult.
Urgh French.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 10 2009, 1:18 PM GMTI have a birthmark round my hip, by the way.
Well that's an image I'd never imagined.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 1:19 PM GMTI'm as pink and featureless as a freshly minted baby. Hairier, mind.
Are you covered in afterbirth too?
Quote: Ben @ December 10 2009, 1:24 PM GMTAre you covered in afterbirth too?
I'm covered in prebirth. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 10 2009, 1:18 PM GMTI have a birthmark round my hip, by the way.
Photo, please.
I've always wanted to cover a girl in bubblewrap. I don't know why.