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Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 11:10 AM GMT

Not bloody likely! Me being felt up by a burly Eastern European man isn't on my top ten of things to impress young ladies with.

Probably about numberrrr...twelve, if you're anything like me.

Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 11:14 AM GMT

Or that she's knocking on a bit and wants to trick me into making babies.

:D

Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 11:37 AM GMT

:D

I'm am glad that my life going down the swanny is a source of amusement for you, Miss J-P.

Awww I would have married you. I'm still in my prime too, so not wanting to pop any babies out yet.

Well, seeing as it's you I could probably be convinced to have a casual fling. And if you promise me no babies, I'll even go front bottom.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:11 PM GMT

Awww I would have married you. I'm still in my prime too, so not wanting to pop any babies out yet.

BLOODY NORA! I've already got competition from Moonstone and John Lucas, now you're sniffing aroung Rob H!

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 12:14 PM GMT

BLOODY NORA! I've already got competition from Moonstone and John Lucas, now you're sniffing aroung Rob H!

You're still messed up with your ex. I don't want damaged goods.

Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 12:13 PM GMT

Well, seeing as it's you I could probably be convinced to have a casual fling. And if you promise me no babies, I'll even go front bottom.

Haha! Laughing out loud

Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:28 PM GMT

You're still messed up with your ex. I don't want damaged goods.

Why, I oughta damage your goods!

*Shakes fist*

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 12:34 PM GMT

Why, I oughta damage your goods!

*Shakes fist*

Saturday?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:38 PM GMT

Saturday?

:D

Alas, I'll be in no fit state to damage anybody's goods by then.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 12:38 PM GMT

Saturday?

Hmmm. I'm free in the morning. Then I'm playing football against a deaf team. The amount of people who have asked me if the ball has a bell in it is ridiculous.

Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 12:48 PM GMT

Hmmm. I'm free in the morning. Then I'm playing football against a deaf team. The amount of people who have asked me if the ball has a bell in it is ridiculous.

Does it?

I'll find out on Saturday and let you know.

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 12:45 PM GMT

:D

Alas, I'll be in no fit state to damage anybody's goods by then.

Angry

Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 12:48 PM GMT

Hmmm. I'm free in the morning.

It's a deal.

I remember at school me and lad called Dougie (he had a huge birthmark on his chest) used to talk to each other like deaf people. Which essentially involved removing all our consonants. Looking back, I'm ashamed on mine and Dougie's behalf.

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