All this talk of Ellie boob-slapping people's faces has prompted Rob to post for the first time in aaaaaaaaages.
Status report Page 1,616
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 10:53 AM GMTAll this talk of Ellie boob-slapping people's faces has prompted Rob to post for the first time in aaaaaaaaages.
Get in line, buster!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 10:55 AM GMTGet in line, buster!
Can you save me a place for the cock-slapping too?
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 10:57 AM GMTCan you save me a place for the cock-slapping too?
I doubt I'll be conscious enough at that point, but I'll see what I can do.
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 10:53 AM GMTAll this talk of Ellie boob-slapping people's faces has prompted Rob to post for the first time in aaaaaaaaages.
Rooooooobbbbbbbbbb! We were discussing you not long ago. What's happening? How are you? Are you getting married soon?
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 10:53 AM GMTAll this talk of Ellie boob-slapping people's faces has prompted Rob to post for the first time in aaaaaaaaages.
Bloody hell's bells! It's John Lucas With Added Warmth! 
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 11:00 AM GMTBloody hell's bells! It's John Lucas With Added Warmth!
Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 11:01 AM GMTGrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Are you still here?
Getting married in May in sodding Derbyshire for some stupid reason to do with tradition. Stoopid tradition. It's not like London doesn't have registry offices.
I'm all good thanks. And John, 'Less humane than Rob H' isn't something you want on your gravestone.
You planning on using the 213 this weekend Chip?
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 11:02 AM GMTAre you still here?
Charming! That's the last time I offer to prostrate myself in front of you to impress a lady! *turns back and huffs off*
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 11:06 AM GMTGetting married in May
Woah - that was quick. 
Sounds like she already had it preplanned and was just hoping you'd propose. 
Quote: Rob H @ December 10 2009, 11:06 AM GMTYou planning on using the 213 this weekend Chip?
Not bloody likely! Me being felt up by a burly Eastern European man isn't on my top ten of things to impress young ladies with.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 11:06 AM GMTCharming! That's the last time I offer to prostrate myself in front of you to impress a lady! *turns back and huffs off*
*Chipolata unzips trousers and removes face slapping cock. Waits for John to huff back.*
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2009, 11:41 PM GMTIt's a bit temperamental. Sometimes it jumps down (did for my previous reply), sometimes it doesn't. It seems to be a recent IE quirk rather than something in Maxthon though, as others have reported it and I've had it in IE proper.
(Jumped right down again that time too. I think I had an IE update today though. Possibly fixed in that?)
Yeah, I've started to notice that it only does it sometimes. 
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 11:07 AM GMTWoah - that was quick.
Or that she's knocking on a bit and wants to trick me into making babies.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 11:10 AM GMT*Chipolata unzips trousers and removes face slapping cock. Waits for John to huff back.*
*huff huff huff* *back back back*