Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 11:53 AM GMTChipolata's thinking of places in London he can take an ex girlfriend at the weekend. Must have poor lighting so she can't see him properly.
You could always take her to the 'Unofficial BCG December Piss Up'.
Think how impressed she'll be as the others literally worship at your feet.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 10:04 AM GMTYes.
Why so Glum?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 10:21 AM GMTYou could always take her to the 'Unofficial BCG December Piss Up'.
Think how impressed she'll be as the others literally worship at your feet.
Yes. Yes, that's exactly what they'll do.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 10:25 AM GMTYes. Yes, that's exactly what they'll do.
I would if I was going. I'd be, literally, on my knees.
Quote: Gavin @ December 10 2009, 10:24 AM GMTWhy so Glum?
The older I get, the more I'd rather just be at home watching the telly.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 10:26 AM GMTI would if I was going. I'd be, literally, on my knees.
That's not the sort of thing I want an ex girlfriend seeing.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 10:27 AM GMTThe older I get, the more I'd rather just be at home watching the telly.
And thinking how marvellous it would be to be a werewolf?
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 10:27 AM GMTThe older I get, the more I'd rather just be at home watching the telly.
That's not the sort of thing I want an ex girlfriend seeing.
I don't see why not. It's not as if I'd be naked or anything. Not again.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 10:18 AM GMTYou need a face bra as well. And I'll take some of that "punched by Ellie's boob" action if there's any going?
Why do I need a face bra? I'm 24... my skin is nice a young.
You can come and be punched by one of my boobs if you like.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 10:33 AM GMTI don't see why not. It's not as if I'd be naked or anything. Not again.
You don't need to be naked. Just open mouthed, with your head bobbing back and forth like a woodpecker. 
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 10:35 AM GMTYou can come and be punched by one of my boobs if you like.
Can you do me with the other one?
Quote: Gavin @ December 10 2009, 10:32 AM GMTAnd thinking how marvellous it would be to be a werewolf?
I have enough trouble with hairy palms.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 10:35 AM GMTYou can come and be punched by one of my boobs if you like.
Have I mentioned I'm in London tomorrow? 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 10:37 AM GMTCan you do me with the other one?
I'll just do you after Chip. I don't think my boobs will stretch to hit two men in the face at the same time.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 10:38 AM GMTHave I mentioned I'm in London tomorrow?
Well I was rather upset you hadn't arranged to come and see me! 
Quote: EllieJP @ December 10 2009, 10:44 AM GMTI'll just do you after Chip. I don't think my boobs will stretch to hit two men in the face at the same time.
Sloppy seconds. As usual. Still, bring it on!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 10 2009, 10:48 AM GMTSloppy seconds. As usual. Still, bring it on!
And I'll cock slap you when Ellie's finished boob-slapping you. Least I can do.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2009, 10:50 AM GMTAnd I'll cock slap you when Ellie's finished boob-slapping you. Least I can do.
