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zooo's bike got stolen. :( Teary

Oh noooooooooooooo! :( I would actually cry if mine was stolen!

Why are your hugs smiling Aaron? That's not very nice.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

zooo's bike got stolen. :( Teary

Console

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 8 2009, 12:05 PM GMT

I'm wondering what all the fuss is about Windows 7. It all looks a bit Fisher Price to me.

Did you buy a new computer with it pre-installed? If so, you're probably getting weird manufacturers settings. Aesthetically, very little has changed from Vista.

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 11:53 AM GMT

Chipolata's thinking of places in London he can take an ex girlfriend at the weekend. Must have poor lighting so she can't see him properly.

The London Dungeon. Dark and you'll look good.

Quote: bigfella @ December 9 2009, 12:10 PM GMT

The London Dungeon?

>_<

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

zooo's bike got stolen. :( Teary

I know your pain. I would also be gutted if that happened to me again. Bikes rule. I had one stolen from work way back. Would have been someone who worked there too as there was a security guard at the gate G.D.M.F.S.O.A.B.

I hate the world.
That is all.

:)

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2009, 4:26 PM GMT

Did you buy a new computer with it pre-installed? If so, you're probably getting weird manufacturers settings.

That's probably why.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2009, 4:51 PM GMT

I hate the world.

The world's not so bad, it's the wankers in it. I've just had pavement rage stuck behind slow moving pedestrians in Soho.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2009, 4:51 PM GMT

I hate the world.
That is all.

:)

You've made me go and get house insurance to cover my bike. I don't want to lose it.

Ha! Well that's something positive I guess!
Have no idea if any kind of insurance I have covers it. But I doubt it. Might report it anyway so I at least have a crime number thingy.

Just landed in Phoenix. I think it's time for a 10 a.m. beer at the tequila bar.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2009, 4:54 PM GMT

I've just had pavement rage stuck behind slow moving pedestrians in Soho.

Amen to that.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2009, 4:58 PM GMT

Have no idea if any kind of insurance I have covers it. But I doubt it. Might report it anyway so I at least have a crime number thingy.

We dooo.

There's one thing I can't stand, and that's TOURISTS!!! BUGGARS!!! SWINES!!! BRu...OH you get the picture.

Quote: zooo @ December 9 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

zooo's bike got stolen. :( Teary

Sorry to hear.

Mine got stolen last year. I'd had it since I was 11.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 9 2009, 4:13 PM GMT

Tim has just returned from having a haircut and a lovely, proper cut-throat shave, complete with hot towels. Wonderful. :)

But tell me, Tim, did he also perform a cut-balls shave on you?

Oh, and in other news, I'm off to have salad and then go for a cycle.

I HAVEN'T STOLEN THE ZOOO'S BIKE.

Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2009, 5:58 PM GMT

We dooo.

Ooooh!
*feels tiny surge of positivity*

Quote: Ben @ December 9 2009, 6:11 PM GMT

Mine got stolen last year. I'd had it since I was 11.

Aww.

I HAVEN'T STOLEN THE ZOOO'S BIKE.

Unimpressed

Ben really is off on his bike this time. Bye!

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