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Meh - old news. I've been doing that for months.

Anyway, Ellie has started training for her half marathon. Only 15 weeks more to go.

Good morning all. :) I like Wednesday because Wednesday is band practice night. I thought my writing was bad, but tis nothing compared to what happens when I pick up a guitar.

Chipolata's thinking of places in London he can take an ex girlfriend at the weekend. Must have poor lighting so she can't see him properly.

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 11:53 AM GMT

Chipolata's thinking of places in London he can take an ex girlfriend

To bury?

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 11:53 AM GMT

Chipolata's thinking of places in London he can take an ex girlfriend at the weekend. Must have poor lighting so she can't see him properly.

Is this meant to sound sinister, Chip? Errr

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 9 2009, 11:54 AM GMT

Is this meant to sound sinister, Chip? Errr

Not at all. It's just been a while since she's seen me and I don't want her to be disappointed.

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 11:56 AM GMT

Not at all. It's just been a while since she's seen me and I don't want her to be disappointed.

I'm meeting up again this evening with my first ever girlfriend, whom I hadn't seen in 20 years until a couple of weeks ago. She's aged very well.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 9 2009, 12:02 PM GMT

I'm meeting up again this evening with my first ever girlfriend, whom I hadn't seen in 20 years until a couple of weeks ago. She's aged very well.

It's weird meeting ex's. Part of you wants them to have gone on to have happy lives. Part of you wants them to have grown a hump and lost all their teeth after you stopped going out and had lives of hideous misery and pain.

I'm content just knowing they still bear the scars. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 12:04 PM GMT

It's weird meeting ex's. Part of you wants them to have gone on to have happy lives. Part of you wants them to have grown a hump and lost all their teeth after you stopped going out and had lives of hideous misery and pain.

Well she and her husband split up after many years of marriage and she's got two teenage boys. We've both had some good old miserable memories of grown-up life to share, so that helps! My problem is that I just start to remember her as a carefree 16 year old again. Mixed emotions overall, I guess.

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 12:04 PM GMT

It's weird meeting ex's. Part of you wants them to have gone on to have happy lives. Part of you wants them to have grown a hump and lost all their teeth after you stopped going out and had lives of hideous misery and pain.

Really? I assumed everyone shared the knawing hatred I have for ex's...I never understood how people become friends with ex's f**king crazy.

Quote: chipolata @ December 9 2009, 11:53 AM GMT

Chipolata's thinking of places in London he can take an ex girlfriend at the weekend. Must have poor lighting so she can't see him properly.

The London Dungeon?

Quote: Gavin @ December 9 2009, 12:10 PM GMT

Really? I assumed everyone shared the knawing hatred I have for ex's...I never understood how people become friends with ex's f**king crazy.

I think it very much depends on the circumstances, doesn't it? Especially how the relationship came to an end?

Quote: Gavin @ December 9 2009, 12:10 PM GMT

Really? I assumed everyone shared the knawing hatred I have for ex's...I never understood how people become friends with ex's f**king crazy.

I feel the same too. I can never understand the staying friends thing. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 9 2009, 12:11 PM GMT

I think it very much depends on the circumstances, doesn't it? Especially how the relationship came to an end?

Surely badly or else why did it end?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 9 2009, 12:12 PM GMT

I feel the same too. I can never understand the staying friends thing. :)

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