Meatloaf famously would do anything for love but he wouldn't do that.
What exactly? Shop at IKEA? Buy Tampax? Guest star in a Jack Black movie?
So what would BCGers do and not do?
I am bored and an insomniac so indulge me.
Sootyj
Would snog Gordon Brown for £50 but he wouldn't give Nick Griffin a peck on the cheek for £500
Would write an episode of 2 Pints of Lager but not Will and Grace.
Would fight Bear Grills but not a polar bear
Quote: sootyj @ December 8 2009, 11:43 PM GMTMeatloaf famously would do anything for love but he wouldn't do that.
What exactly?
Screw around on his missus. He says so at the end of the song, but most people never make it that far.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 8 2009, 11:48 PM GMTScrew around on his missus. He says so at the end of the song, but most people never make it that far.
Well that shows he has an oafish misunderstanding of the English language.
And yes I got that far, but you know it harshed my vibe.
Now Mr Murphy answer the question!
I would have sex with Jade Goody, but I wouldn't re-bury her body
I would happily go skinny-dipping, but not at a Michael Barrymore party.
I would appear on the Jeremy Kyle show, but not without a machinegun.
I'd go ahead and leave the BCG only to return in the time of two quarter moons.
Quote: sootyj @ December 8 2009, 11:49 PM GMTWell that shows he has an oafish misunderstanding of the English language.
And yes I got that far, but you know it harshed my vibe.Now Mr Murphy answer the question!
I would post in this thread, but I won't dance to Sootyj's tune.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 9 2009, 11:34 AM GMTI would post in this thread, but I won't dance to Sootyj's tune.
What is Sooty's tune? I imagine it to be something like Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries', as played by the Banana Splits band.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 9 2009, 11:41 AM GMTWhat is Sooty's tune? I imagine it to be something like Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries', as played by the Banana Splits band.
More like The Banana Splits theme scored by Wagner. 
Quote: SlagA @ December 9 2009, 12:17 PM GMTMore like The Banana Splits theme scored by Wagner.
Yes, better.
With a rather rotund lady in Viking helmet leading the choir, while I look on imcomprehensibly because she's singing the la-la-las in German.
Or in Sooty's version the la-al-lla-hls (sic).
Sooty, I kid, Sir.
I would point out that sootyj has started more threads then BD1 lately, but I wouldn't say that BD1's thread topics were better and hurt sooty's feelings, even though they were
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 9 2009, 12:51 PM GMTI would point out that sootyj has started more threads then BD1 lately, but I wouldn't say that BD1's thread topics were better and hurt sooty's feelings, even though they were
Indeed. They are cracking threads though.
Who's BD1?