I've just received some spam which had an opening line that sounds like it should be part of a limerick or poem. See what you can come up with using the following (or similar) as a first line:
'Greetings, I am Peter Wong writing from Hong Kong'
Spam limerick
Greetings I am Peter Wong writing from HongKong
My Bank account is Vietnamese currency quite wrong.
So Tuumble dear friend.
Can you handle Mr Peter's dong?
There was a Bank Governor from Uganda
Who was fatally mauled by a panda
He left a wedge of hot wonga
In a suitcase in Tonga
Which I'll send you for a modest back-hander.
Your faithfully,
Mr Charles Madeupname.
Richie's limmerick to Eddie. After he showed him down an empty elevator shaft.
There once was a man from Nantucket, his name is not important, so f**k it.
He got an erection, that caused a distraction, so he fell down the shaft like a muppet. 
It seems to me as though you have either a weird Bottom fetish or you're a plain stalker of wild Buffalo? If I may be bold enough to recommend to you, Charles and Eddie as their currently in season. It's because I wouldn't lie to you Henrik.
Yes you would. Just like Charles and Eddie did. THERE NEVER WAS A SECOND ALBUM!!!
Quote: Tuumble @ December 8 2009, 9:39 PM GMTI've just received some spam which had an opening line that sounds like it should be part of a limerick or poem. See what you can come up with using the following (or similar) as a first line:
'Greetings, I am Peter Wong writing from Hong Kong'
OK, best I can do...
'Greetings, I am Peter Wong writing from Hong Kong
My need is as honest as my penis is long
I'm phishing for suckers
like you muvvaf**kers
My pills will your hard-on prolong
Quote: Henrik Bengtsson @ December 9 2009, 5:57 PM GMTYes you would. Just like Charles and Eddie did. THERE NEVER WAS A SECOND ALBUM!!!
I'm a man of my word me. By Gum man, I meant only to parry your glances towards a more suitable quarry; not for you to actually bed them. Deary meeeeee. 
Quote: Blobster @ December 9 2009, 5:59 PM GMTOK, best I can do...
'Greetings, I am Peter Wong writing from Hong Kong
My need is as honest as my penis is long
I'm phishing for suckers
like you muvvaf**kers
My pills will your hard-on prolong
I am the Peter Wong you've never seen in Hong Kong.
I was born in a flat on the outskirts of Brighton.
I work in factory.
It's owned by my Auntie.
She so ugly she look like the flucking KING KONG!
Quote: LIME5000 @ December 9 2009, 6:01 PM GMTI'm a man of my word me. By Gum man, I meant only to parry your glances towards a more suitable quarry; not for you to actually bed them. Deary meeeeee.
Hey! I'm not gay. But I once f''''' a guy who was... He spoke a bit like you in fact.
Erm...Ok. 