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Do you have to settle for a cheap cereal though? Or do you splash out on that but go for some pikey milk?

NEVER EVER get pikey milk. That's how maggots get in stomachs.

Thanks for the tip. I did wonder about the maggots. I assumed it was just very advanced rice.

Chip's just had a stressful visit to the hairdressers. She wouldn't shut up with her attempts at small talk:

HER: Ready for Christmas?
ME: Ngh.
HER: Do yopu have a lot of presents to buy?
ME: No.
HER: What time do you start work today?
ME: Dunno. Later.
HER: My daughter's got measles.
ME: Aren't they supposed to have jabs to stop them getting that?

Thankfully, that pretty much killed the conversation.

I have not visited a hairdresser for about twenty years due to such reasons. I would be happy to lend you my clippers in future.

Quote: scratchyr @ December 8 2009, 10:18 AM GMT

I have not visited a hairdresser for about twenty years due to such reasons. I would be happy to lend you my clippers in future.

No thanks, I make it a rule never to use another man's clippers. ;)

Fair point. you never know what they've been trimming...

Quote: chipolata @ December 8 2009, 10:03 AM GMT

Chip's just had a stressful visit to the hairdressers. She wouldn't shut up with her attempts at small talk:

You would love my hairdressers. It's all pretty Japanese, Chinese and Indonesian girls (and boys). They don't chat unless you want to and you get a lovely head and back massage as part of the haircut. They also bring you little plates of fruit decorated with orchids.

Ooooh where is that? And average price of haircut?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 8 2009, 11:08 AM GMT

Ooooh where is that? And average price of haircut?

I think cuts start at about £50 (I might be wrong though. I only go once or twice a year. Mr Dagger uses them too. I have a friend lives in Oxforshire who liked my cut and now travels all the way there a few times a year to get hers done. I'll PM the address. :)

Early dinner. Very earlier dinner. Marvelous. Not.

Robyn needs a hug. :(

*hug* xxxxxx

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 8 2009, 11:46 AM GMT

Robyn needs a hug. :(

Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug

:( *sigh* Thanks guys.

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