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'The Hitler' - German sausage with one meatball.

The Curt Cobain.
So much chilli it'll blow your head off.

Remember when you can't tell the diference between a pizza and a shotgun. You're stoned!

I'm A Celebrity Mixed Special

Koala Blood sauce, Fish Eyes, Kangaroo testicles and Witchetty Grub covered in a layer of cheese and coconut scratchings.

Anything with anchovies.

Pyromaniac Pizza

Because once is enough...

Banana and toenails?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 5 2009, 12:59 PM GMT

The Torchwood.
Capers with Ham, Cheese & Mince

Utter genius. Laughing out loud

The Salmon (sic) Rushdie
A bit on the fishy side, served in a backpack, sunni side up.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 5 2009, 12:59 PM GMT

The Torchwood.
Capers with Ham, Cheese & Mince

Freve! :D

The Jordan.
Kangeroo testicles, Z list semen, mostly covered in sand and the Price is cheap!

Bread and butter pickles with garlic spaghetti sauce and topped with cheddar cheese. Sadly, this was dinner at my in-laws' last weekend. Blech!

Hah! Sounds like something you'd make when there's nothing else in.

What's Bread and Butter Pickles? Or is the pickles separate?

They're kind of sweet. My MIL's are ones she canned herself and are disgusting. She gives us tons every Christmas and every Christmas I have to say thanks for what essentially looks like a jar of turds.

Yes, I with you know. Hmm canned? Lovely... :D

Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 7 2009, 6:44 PM GMT

My MIL's...

MIL - Is that like a less attractive MILF? :O

The Suzie Prawn cocktail.
Carrots, hardcore prawns and it never stops repeating.

The BCG
Thick, crusty and not much up top.

'The Michael McIntyre Comedy Roadshow' (aka 'The Quattro Formaggi') -

Contains at least four different types of cheese.

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