Quote: David Carmon @ December 6 2009, 11:33 PM GMTRussell Howard
Just imagining Blinky's face as a pork sword enters his tradesmens. Why not go the whole hog David and have a menage with McMuppetface and that tourettes gimp from Big Brother a couple of years ago?
Anyways, back to hereo-land -
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 7 2009, 2:20 PM GMT
Just imagining Blinky's face as a pork sword enters his tradesmens. Why not go the whole hog David and have a menage with McMuppetface and that tourettes gimp from Big Brother a couple of years ago?
Pete was ace!
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 7 2009, 2:22 PM GMT
I too find this weather lady strangely attractive. I have noticed that she has a lovely sticky out bottom when she stands in profile.
I predict a warm front with lots of humidity in the South followed by some damp patches in the Dorking area.
She must be the only weather woman not pregnant.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 7 2009, 2:29 PM GMTI too find this weather lady strangely attractive.
You're not the only one. My blog post entitled "Laura Tobin's Boobs" accounts for about 20% of my traffic. Second only to my Lucy Porter post, in fact.
Quote: zooo @ December 7 2009, 2:33 PM GMTShe must be the only weather woman not pregnant.
Now there's a challenge. I accept.
Quote: zooo @ December 7 2009, 2:25 PM GMTPete was ace!
Er, yeah, sure. Ace. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 7 2009, 2:20 PM GMT
Just imagining Blinky's face as a pork sword enters his tradesmens. Why not go the whole hog David and have a menage with McMuppetface and that tourettes gimp from Big Brother a couple of years ago?
Anyways, back to hereo-land -
You criticise Russell Howard and then bring up clownface, and thus also my lunch?
You, sir, have voided your own argument!
Quote: Aaron @ December 7 2009, 2:47 PM GMTYou criticise Russell Howard and then bring up clownface, and thus also my lunch?
You, sir, have voided your own argument!
Madness. Kaplinsky is delightful.
Quote: Aaron @ December 7 2009, 2:47 PM GMTYou, sir, have voided your own argument!
And your bowels, too.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 7 2009, 2:49 PM GMTMadness. Kaplinsky is delightful.
If you like low-class prostitutes who look like they were involved in an explosion at a makeup factory, yes.
I have seen the Kaplinsky in the flesh. Aaron's assessment is pretty spot-on.
Quote: Aaron @ December 7 2009, 2:51 PM GMTIf you like low-class prostitutes who look like they were involved in an explosion at a makeup factory, yes.
They're my favourite kind.
And yes, I would rather have sex with Natasha Kaplinsky then Russell Howard, I'm whacky like that.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 7 2009, 2:20 PM GMT
Just imagining Blinky's face as a pork sword enters his tradesmens. Why not go the whole hog David and have a menage with McMuppetface and that tourettes gimp from Big Brother a couple of years ago?
Anyways, back to hereo-land -
You mean Pete from Big Brother? Hmmmmmm him AND Russell Howard? Why not eh?
I hate that woman by the way, isn't she a news sheep.
Today I will be mostly fancying Sootyj.