Heineken
Probably your best mate in the world.
Werther's Originals
78% more reliable than Puppys.
Sheba
So good your cat might talk you out of taking that overdose.
Ocean Finance
Christmas is here stockings on the pegs pay up or we break your legs.
Advertising slogans Page 4
New!!! Giant Electronic Flipping Rat.
T K Maxx We have the Bestest toys in the world!
100% Overproof Rum
For those times when messy Isn't enough.
Officially endorsed Little-Pun Condoms
When you just need to punish her a little.
Microsoft:
We're the McCanns, and leaving windows open was our idea.
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 6 2009, 1:50 PM GMTMicrosoft:
We're the McCanns, and leaving windows open was our idea.
Microsoft
Because nerds never tire of revenge.
BBC Writers' Room
"If you really believe we'll read it"
British Broadcasting Corporation
"Just when you thought we couldn't dumb down any deeper"
Ladbrokes
"If we're closed, just slide your money under the door"
Designer Labels
"So many different ways to spell 'twat' "
Stacey Solomon
"It's Frank Spencer - with massive tits!"
Marriage
"All the sex you want - without any of the excitement"
DOCTOR WHO! The movie.
This time it's really crap.
The Ugly Bird.
When there's not enough to go 'round.
Reannimator
The Frankenstein of fruit drinks.
New Bear Flavoured Porridge.
Available in small, medium-sized and big.
SPUNK
When glue won't do.
Mistletoe.
A camel with a bang.
Wash 'n' Wank
Shower gel for multi-taskers.
Now in an easy, squeezy, wipe clean tube-like thing.
Wash-with-Wank.
Scientist's prove that 8 of 10 cat's prefer it.