I'd go for The Worm Hole. It's a camera plaecd in soil to watch Earthworms as they live their daily lives.
Worst Idea For A Reality TV Show?
Celebrity Driving Tests - We find celebrities who don't know how to drive and follow their trials and tribulations as they take their lessons and get ready for test day.
It actually features in one of my comedy scripts.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 5 2009, 3:06 PM GMTCelebrity Driving Tests - We find celebrities who don't know how to drive and follow their trials and tribulations as they take their lessons and get ready for test day.
It actually features in one of my comedy scripts.
I'd send that to a pro co - they'd bite your hand off!
It's been done a few years back on BBC1
Ah yes, just looked it up, it was for Comic Relief a while back. Hmmm, I thought I'd made it up, I guess life is stranger then fiction. Okay then -
Celebrity Interventions -
Celebrity druggies, smokers and alkies are visited by a group of their showbiz pals who try to get them to quit. Lots of tear jerking stuff as Alan Titmarsh says 'You're my best friend and I don't want to watch you die' to Judy Finnigan. It's ratings gold my friend.
Celebrity Death Row
Set in a prison
The public vote someone out each week who then get electrocuted. The public think it's a fake electrocution, but it isn't.
I've got the horn
Twelve twenty something single celbs battle it out to play a tenor horn solo at the last night of the proms.
Porn and Hardon
Excitable couples must make porn filthy enough to get the unfunny twosome horny.
How to look good raked,
Documentary on Alan Titmarshe's plot to attack Gok Wan...with a rake.
Badger watch...Hampstead Heath
It's what Bill Oddy claims he was looking for.
We're the Real Gavin and Stacey -
Fat chavs and Welsh people explain how their lives and the people they know are like the characters from Gavin and Stacey. We then shoot them.
The real tussle.
BBC presenters scrap with each other.
Points of Jews
Chief Rabbi Sacs and Alan Sugar give their opinions on stuff.
Britain's Got Rabies
Sex Factor
Plop Idol
Big Brothel
Shitfaced and Shipwrecked
Strictly Come Ice Skating
Quote: David Carmon @ December 5 2009, 5:44 PM GMTStrictly Come Ice Skating
Strictly Cum on Ice.
whoever has best sex and comes fastest wins
I was thinking just straight masturbation. As always, Bonus Brucie starts off the nights proceedings...