British Comedy Guide

Worst idea for a pizza

Because dead horses won't flog themselves.

The New Labour Tricoloure.
Cheese, sleeze and a pay freeze.

The Hawaian Obama.
Actually from Kenya, 100% Halal and a little bit fishy.

Squirrel and Nutmeg.

No reason. Just can't be nice can it!

The Knoxy
An Italian with a big serving of ketchup and a side order of lies.

The Prescott
Carnation milk and carrots spread over a pavement.

The Torchwood.
Capers with Ham, Cheese & Mince

Oh dear.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 5 2009, 12:59 PM GMT

The Torchwood.
Capers with Ham, Cheese & Mince

Ooh, that's clever that one. :D

Miranda Heart breaker
An extra large, surprisingly thin lacking in taste and not very fresh.

Steve's was the so far damnation!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 5 2009, 12:59 PM GMT

The Torchwood.
Capers with Ham, Cheese & Mince

Absolutely brilliant.

:D

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 5 2009, 12:59 PM GMT

The Torchwood.
Capers with Ham, Cheese & Mince

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I wish I understood the Torchwood joke. Teary

Quote: bigfella @ December 5 2009, 3:10 PM GMT

I wish I understood the Torchwood joke. Teary

Capers = adventures

Ham = bad acting

Cheese = bad scripting

Mince = dem is all fagolas

Ah the TV show I've never seen!

Now I understand!

The Winehouse Special

Battered liver, red peas, and mutton with a lamb dressing.

The VJ Celebration Pizza

A pizza base burnt to buggery with two large mushrooms on top.

I still stand by the dreaded Corn-dog pizza as being the worst.

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