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Quote: sootyj @ November 17 2009, 1:59 PM GMT

RC returns to wacking off to Buffy but can't understand why Spike makes him happier than Buffy.

:O

Though like any hypocrite, I didn't complain when they made Willow a lesbian, that was cool. Then they ruined it by giving her a girlfriend who was the equivalent of a wet rag.

*goes back to writing fan fiction about Willow seducing Dawn after cheerleader practice*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 17 2009, 1:58 PM GMT

Man, if they didn't like classic Who, they're gonna tear this pansy assed, running around, anorexic Who to shreds.

'What the f**k? Did that dude just say husband? You trying to queer us up Curt, you goddam flamer?!'

Oh wait, your friends might be French Canadian, so they'll be cool with all the gay stuff.

Nope there Northern Ontario with little patience for homosexuality in television.
Only difference it that they'd say 'Gha'dam fags' instead of 'goddam flammer'.
But point taken none the less.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 17 2009, 1:58 PM GMT

Man, if they didn't like classic Who, they're gonna tear this pansy assed, running around, anorexic Who to shreds.

'What the f**k? Did that dude just say husband? You trying to queer us up Curt, you goddam flamer?!'

Oh wait, your friends might be French Canadian, so they'll be cool with all the gay stuff.

Honestly, there's so much casual homophobia on these boards!

*minces off, in a huff*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 17 2009, 2:06 PM GMT

:O

Though like any hypocrite, I didn't complain when they made Willow a lesbian, that was cool. Then they ruined it by giving her a girlfriend who was the equivalent of a wet rag.

*goes back to writing fan fiction about Willow seducing Dawn after cheerleader practice*

But finds it keeps being about Angel and Zander going A to Z. Pays a man to flog him with a wet copy of the Telegraph till they're both crying.

Quote: sootyj @ November 17 2009, 2:13 PM GMT

But finds it keeps being about Angel and Zander going A to Z. Pays a man to flog him with a wet copy of the Telegraph till they're both crying.

Christ, someone's been watching too much Doctor Who. Whistling nnocently

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 17 2009, 2:12 PM GMT

Honestly, there's so much casual homophobia on these boards!

*minces off, in a huff*

Laughing out loud

Quote: Curt @ November 17 2009, 1:11 PM GMT

I am terrified to read the Doctor Who thread but I do want to hear your opinions about the new Water on Mars episode.
It's airing on Thursday here in Canada so for the love of God no spoilers please.
Just this: Did you like it or dislike it?

It was really good, Curt. But a few of us found the beginning 20 mins a bit rubbish, so you might want to bare in mind it does pick up muchly.

Be that as it may, what's the word I'm looking for as a term for an Olympic shooting event/s. Ballistics is the closest I can think of but that's just not it. I can't find it on Google or wiki or thesauruses. It's driving me nutso. I know I've heard a commentator say it...

And now we go over to the...

It's called shooting.

What is the big deal with squirrels?

My office is at tree level and surrounded by trees. Every important meeting I've been to in the last fortnight has been disturbed. By attendees insisting at staring at particular large or fearless squirrels. What's the appeal I didnn't get it.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2009, 5:38 PM GMT

What is the big deal with squirrels?

*writes down "What is the big deal with squirrels?" and posts it to Michael McIntyre* Cool

That's fine but could you sprinkle some anthrax in the envelope first?

A question for you chew on!

Is it possible to buy condom-flavoured sweets?

I ask cos my wife loves the taste of my strawberry-flavoured condoms and you only get 3 to a packet.

Bubble gum surely?

Indonesian chewing gum, which is called "rubber sweet".

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