Buy Tinned Potatoes.
For the man who has given up on everything.
Whiskas Cat Food.
Available in lamb, chicken, beef and tuna flavour. All made from horse. 
Maltesers.
'The lighter way to enjoy chocolate'. Proudly deluding fat women since 1936.
Advertising slogans Page 3
Wispa
'effin wonderful!
Gypsy creams.
Yummy enough to let them steal your lawnmower.
Pringles - Flamin' Diarrhea Flavour
Once you plop, you can't stop.
Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 11:54 PM GMTStella.
Because the wife won't beat herself.
Pringles
Once you toke you can't stop.
Blackberry
Everybody deserves to look important.
Smir_o_f V_dka
It'll give you blanks
"Bet you can't eat three" - Armin Meiwes
Nah mate, poor taste!
Talk-Talk
We've no f**king idea what "bright-dancing" is either!
Mars Bars
The ridges are ok, they help the cum drip away
Gala Bingo – Spend this week's rent to win next week's beer money
All Bran.
For when an ordinary shit just isn't good enough.
Peter Mandleson
For when an ordinary shit just isn't good enough.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 4 2009, 5:13 PM GMTSmir_o_f V_dka
It'll give you blanks
I could see that one working.
New Labor
A bigger boy did it and ran away.
Gayness
Lets face it neither of you are going to have a headache.
Quote: scratchyr @ December 3 2009, 11:49 AM GMTDetol.
Because apparently humans couldn't survive in a world with a bit of dirt here and there.
Yakult.
Because you've been using too much Detol.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 4 2009, 12:10 AM GMTBuy Tinned Potatoes.
For the man who has given up on everything.Maltesers.
'The lighter way to enjoy chocolate'. Proudly deluding fat women since 1936.
Quote: sootyj @ December 4 2009, 11:53 PM GMTGayness
Lets face it neither of you are going to have a headache.