Amazed to find that I actually have a set of ribs!
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Aaron is looking through the Christmas schedules and getting excited. The Morecambe & Wise Christmas Show on Boxing Day. 
Just gave my son Connor a haircut, forcing me to dig deep within my arsenal of haircut styles in my memory bank. Turned out very nice. 
Just finished my Timelord exam too me five atempts but I still managed to pass first time...
Not really, just came up with the joke and was so proud I had to share it... I'll go now.
No one is here, so I suppose I should bugger off! 
Looking at your sig line:
Why does a monkey/chimp think s/he is a chicken?
Ellie had a dream where she was pregnant last night.
Virgins can't get pregnant, so you're okay!
Quote: bigfella @ December 4 2009, 9:19 AM GMTVirgins can't get pregnant, so you're okay!
May I suggest you read the Bible, bigfella.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 3 2009, 2:34 AM GMTHad a lovely evening shopping with my oldest. He broke a belt, lost 3 price tags off pairs of pants, and to top it all, fell out of a dressing room when he put both legs into the same pant leg. Fantastic!
<3 Yay Connor!
Quote: bigfella @ December 4 2009, 9:19 AM GMTVirgins can't get pregnant, so you're okay!
Yeah my boyfriend says I can't get pregnant if he does it up the other hole.
Robyn is at uni reading about Balinese cockfights for Lit. Theory before heading off to a poetry seminar.
Quote: chipolata @ December 4 2009, 9:40 AM GMTMay I suggest you read the Bible, bigfella.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 4 2009, 9:45 AM GMTYeah my boyfriend says I can't get pregnant if he does it up the other hole.
That's what I tell John Lucas. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 4 2009, 9:40 AM GMTMay I suggest you read the Bible, bigfella.
Is that the one by J.K Rowling? All magic and stuff.
Or are you suggesting Ellie is about to give birth to the saviour of the earth?