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I read the news today oh boy! Page 56

And what do you Yanks call it? Surfing?

Dis-gus-ting!

Quote: DaButt @ December 2 2009, 7:30 PM GMT

Searching? Is that what Brits call wiping their spunk on an old sock?

Ah... good old spunky-sock. *wipes tear from eye*

Good ole Crusty...

Quote: DaButt @ December 2 2009, 7:25 PM GMT

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html

That's very sad. The typos in that quote I mean. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2009, 7:33 PM GMT

Ah... good old spunky-sock. *wipes tear from eye*

Doesn't want to know which eye!

And don't call Leevil crusty you know it hurts his feelings,

Forget global warming, more pressing evidence that the world is finished...

Nativity Play Costs 'Sent Soaring'

:S

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 4 2009, 2:00 AM GMT

Forget global warming, more pressing evidence that the world is finished...

Nativity Play Costs 'Sent Soaring'

:S

My child's school always provide the costumes, which I think is a good idea, although I would enjoy making something personally, I know a lot of people don't.

Quote: Griff @ December 6 2009, 1:21 PM GMT

But some watch it more than others apparently.

My husband masturbates to porn videos for 20 hours a day (from The Guardian)

Surely I masturbate to the Guardian would be worse?

And it's Pamela Stevenson, why do I picture Billy Connolly pissing himself reading her emails?

Ouch.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6945976.ece

Quote: DaButt @ December 6 2009, 11:53 PM GMT

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6945976.ece

Yep, read this earlier. Fair play to them, I say. Though I think Tony Blair should also be getting a lot more of the cold shoulder treatment as well. Blair was visibly shaken when he attended the recent war memorial service at Westminster Abbey and the father of a dead soldier refused to shake his hand.

On a related note, it will be interesting to see how Blair/Brown will react to the six doctors taking legal action to hold a proper inquest into the death of Dr David Kelly. A death that was clinically incredibly odd, to say the least. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 6 2009, 11:59 PM GMT

Yep, read this earlier. Fair play to them, I say. Though I think Tony Blair should also be getting a lot more of the cold shoulder treatment as well. Blair was visibly shaken when he attended the recent war memorial service at Westminster Abbey and the father of a dead soldier refused to shake his hand.

On a related note, it will be interesting to see how Blair/Brown will react to the six doctors taking legal action to hold a proper inquest into the death of Dr David Kelly. A death that was clinically incredibly odd, to say the least. Whistling nnocently

They should check out Robin Cook while they're at it.
Oh yeah - Whistling nnocently

Are you suggesting our Government partakes in misdeeds?? Surely not.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8398116.stm

Gordon has really descended into proper lunacy now, he's proposing to "name and shame" public sector workers with "excessive pay". Taking aside the BBC/C4, how does he think these public sector salaries have come about? He's in for a shock when he discovers just who is meant to regulate public sector pay. :D

There going to carry out the largest controlled demolition of a concrete building Sunday and I won't be around to witness it. I live about 120 miles from there and I would have made the drive if I weren't in California.

It's a 31-story condo building on the beach which was never completed because it began sinking (up to 18 inches!) into the sand.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/realestate/6763057.html

Aw, you could've pretended to be a super villain blowing it up. :(

Oh, it's been bugging me, does the title of this thread refer to David Bowie's Young Americans or The Beatles' A Day In The Life?

I'm sure they have similar lines in them.

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