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Meatn Free Bolognaise, I mean why... and ewwwwwwww... make the taste go away... ewwwww....... ewwwwwwwwww....

Sick

Having had a tooth extracted on Tuesday getting a sharp crisp stuck in the wound.

Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 3 2009, 9:14 PM GMT

Meatn Free Bolognaise, I mean why... and ewwwwwwww... make the taste go away... ewwwww....... ewwwwwwwwww....

Sick

:P

Try adding a Beef-stock cube to the mix.

Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2009, 11:23 PM GMT

:P

Try adding a Beef-stock cube to the mix.

Are you a vegan, vegetarian, pescetarian or a 'flexitarian' Leevil? I've noticed you mentioning vegan food products before.
:)

Vegetarian, Missus Leevil is the dirty hippy vegan. :)

Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2009, 11:32 PM GMT

Vegetarian, Missus Leevil is the dirty hippy vegan. :)

Ah right, does she insist on separate utensils for the non-vegan stuff then?

There aren't two sets of utensils, but using the same utensil after it's been in contact with non-vegan food is frowned upon around here. Huh?

Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2009, 11:38 PM GMT

There aren't two sets of utensils, but using the same utensil after it's been in contact with non-vegan food is frowned upon around here. Huh?

You shouldn't be encouraging people to eat beef stock cubes then! You should be out there with pictures of animals in cages and injured cows falling over, on every high street in Britain to get people to stop eating meat!
;)

:D

Most meat flavoured products don't contain any meat. :) Cool

Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2009, 11:46 PM GMT

:D

Most meat flavoured products don't contain any meat. :) Cool

Beef stock cubes do though, I think. I also think food producers use the word flavour when it doesn't contain any animal derivatives and flavoured when it does. At least that is what I have heard/experience has taught me.

'effin cliches.
;)

Quote: The Giggle-o @ December 3 2009, 11:49 PM GMT

Beef stock cubes do though, I think. I also think food producers use the word flavour when it doesn't contain any animal derivatives and flavoured when it does. At least that is what I have heard/experience has taught me.

Well, I'd only recommend the ones that didn't. And you maybe right with that, but most things are labelled 'vegetarian' and if we're lucky 'vegan'.

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 3 2009, 11:52 PM GMT

'effin tree huggers !

Angry

Damn straight! :)

Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2009, 11:55 PM GMT

Well, I'd only recommend the ones that didn't.

Damn straight! :)

Angelic

Quote: The Giggle-o @ December 3 2009, 11:53 PM GMT

'effin cliches.
;)

ees gone already !

' Mavis, a sandwich?

We don't eat meat!

Well take the meat off and eat the bread !

We don't eat the bread of today, we bake our own.

Clarence?

No thank you. Mavis has a nut cutlet waiting for me when we get home.

Good grief Man, you're not a squirrel, have a sandwich! '

Anthony Hancock. The Reunion Party. England following on. 24 for 3.
Rain stopped play

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 3 2009, 11:59 PM GMT

'effin tree huggers !

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