Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2009, 5:34 PM GMTHuzzah smut begats smut.
There was no smut in that link! You're making it sound more interesting than it actually is! Parody, not smut thank you. 
Quote: James Cotter @ December 3 2009, 5:43 PM GMT
I am not even going to say anything.
I think you should have a go at doing your own SC video, James?
You misunderstand the creativity of the male mind.
Men have been known to get a chubby for The Watchtower or their bank statments if desperate enough.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2009, 5:48 PM GMTYou misunderstand the creativity of the male mind.
Men have been known to get a chubby for The Watchtower or their bank statments if desperate enough.
*puts on burka and runs back to the convent*
James Cotter in a blond wig with his hands over his meat and 2 veg, lisping thuddingly smutty quotes.
Hmm I could go Graham Norton for that, he does have a lovely feminine face.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 5:48 PM GMT*puts on burka and runs back to the convent*
Convents, burqas fundamentalist religious lesbian porn.
Mmmm...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 4:33 PM GMTPhew! It looks like Suzie C has condensed the laughs into one very short video.
Well they say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Though I don't think I'm ready for James Cotter in a Borat Man-kini and a blonde wig.
Surprise surprise the unexpected hits you between the thighs...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 4:33 PM GMTPhew! It looks like Suzie C has condensed the laughs into one very short video.
Quote: Suzie Cocktail @ December 3 2009, 4:44 PM GMTVery cutie putie! we should do one together
Quote: Nogget @ December 3 2009, 4:48 PM GMTI'd love to see you both do a carrot.
I'd like to direct it. I envision a multi-veg, Cotter/Cocktail production starring Dolly & Suzie, entitled:
"24 Carrott"
It's getting a scary amount of hits! What does that tell you about an audience? 
Time for it to go.....
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 5:56 PM GMTThough I don't think I'm ready for James Cotter in a Borat Man-kini and a blonde wig.
Never say never, RC. My Mrs wasn't ready for anal sex.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 5:59 PM GMTIt's getting a scary amount of hits! What does that tell you about an audience?
Boo!
Though knowing Morrace and his computery prowess, I'm sure he's captured it and we'll be seeing screen shots of Dolly in a bikini top for months to come.
Quote: Morrace @ December 3 2009, 6:02 PM GMTNever say never, RC. My Mrs wasn't ready for anal sex.
She was probably afraid because you weren't home when it happened. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 6:03 PM GMTBoo!
Though knowing Morrace and his computery prowess, I'm sure he's captured it and we'll be seeing screen shots of Dolly in a bikini top for months to come.
They'd be legal action taken if that happens!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 6:03 PM GMTShe was probably afraid because you weren't home when it happened.
-- and she's never looked back.
Quote: Morrace @ December 3 2009, 6:02 PM GMTNever say never, RC. My Mrs wasn't ready for anal sex.
I was ready for the anal. I wasn't ready for the clown outfit and the ambush.
Neither were the nice people at Morrisons.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2009, 6:13 PM GMTI was ready for the anal. I wasn't ready for the clown outfit and the ambush.
Neither were the nice people at Morrisons.
Morrison's - McDonald's surely?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 5:47 PM GMTI think you should have a go at doing your own SC video, James?
I might give it a go.
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2009, 5:50 PM GMTJames Cotter in a blond wig with his hands over his meat and 2 veg, lisping thuddingly smutty quotes.
Hmm I could go Graham Norton for that, he does have a lovely feminine face.
Feminine face. Have I?