Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 1 2009, 2:35 PM GMTI thought the jokes were good, although some were possibly too complex for Christmas crackers.
They'd be good for the more intellectual cracker buyer Tony. 
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 1 2009, 2:36 PM GMTThey'd be good for the more intellectual cracker buyer Tony.
More M&S than Lidl then?
Quote: Tony Cowards @ December 1 2009, 2:45 PM GMTMore M&S than Lidl then?
I'd say Waitrose. The gifts should be things like fish bone tweezers, etc and the actual crackers made from Cath Kidson wallpaper.
I'm so glad to see the long lost Bob Monkhouse joke book has finally found a buyer on the black market.
That's harsh Alfred. They are supposed to be daft although I know I've seen a few of them before (i sold No.29 to 118.com last year). I think 5,6 and definitely 17 are good by any standards but then I love the daft side.
what do you get if you cross an onion with a can of baked beans?
tear gas
How did the forest fire start?
twiglit
...available for weddings, barmitzvahs....
The best one we've ever had in a cracker (yes I buy them for my kids every year) is:
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 3 2009, 3:48 PM GMTThe best one we've ever had in a cracker (yes I buy them for my kids every year) is:
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
That only works with an American accent.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 4:31 PM GMT
That only works with an American accent.
Thanks Dolly, I never got it until you explained *insert embarrassed smiley*
Very true, and the crackers were imported.