Quote: Marc P @ December 3 2009, 12:53 PM GMTI have met her personally through professional means yes. And she was lovely to me and to my work
Now I remember you on Britain's Got Talent. 
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Well I haven't seen it yet. And she lives not too far away from me in a village I shall be visiting next week so expect nothing but a thoroughly critical and unbiased analysis of her brilliant peroformance!
Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2009, 12:58 PM GMTNow I remember you on Britain's Got Talent.
That's the one.
Quote: Marc P @ December 3 2009, 12:59 PM GMTWell I haven't seen it yet. And she lives not too far away from me in a village I shall be visiting next week so expect nothing but a thoroughly critical and unbiased analysis of her brilliant peroformance!
To be honest, there's nothing really wrong with her performance, she says her lines on cue and with the right intonation and timing. Her facial emoting is somewhat hampered by her botox paralysed plastic dead Barbie face, but other then that, she's good.
In fact, all of the cast are good, too good to be wasted on this pile of wank stolen from Perry and Croft's refuse bin circa 1986.
Her attractiveness also probably means she gets the blander, straight roles too.
Ironically, Miranda Hart would have made a great ringmisteress. I don't deny Amanda Holden's probably very nice (unless you're Les Dennis, of course) but is there any comic pedigree there? To me she's famous for being famous, and there's no real substance to her.
On re-watch it's not as bad as it was last night (I had a very bad headache and wasn't in the mood so jumped up and down on it.)
Jokes are a bit flat. The cast are actually really good. Just a dodgy script. Could have potential if given a rewrite.
Quote: David Carmon @ December 3 2009, 1:25 PM GMTOn re-watch it's not as bad as it was last night (I had a very bad headache and wasn't in the mood so jumped up and down on it.)
Jokes are a bit flat. The cast are actually really good. Just a dodgy script. Could have potential if given a rewrite.
Well, according to the review on Front Row the second episode is better and they did start with a bit of a stinker.
Quote: David Carmon @ December 3 2009, 1:25 PM GMTCould have potential if given a rewrite.
"Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West" could be "Bohemian Rhapsody" if given a rewrite.
