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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 11:52 AM GMT

And wasn't he an alleged wife-beater (or at least wife-hitter)?

Well he is now.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 11:52 AM GMT

And wasn't he an alleged wife-beater (or at least wife-hitter)?

Well, he was from liverpool. It's practically compulsory.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 3 2009, 11:52 AM GMT

Well he is now.

I'm sure his first wife has said that in an interview.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 12:01 PM GMT

I'm sure his first wife has said that in an interview.

Well, she would, what with being bat shit insane and everyone hating her f**king guts.

It's what I like to call a 'Jordan'.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 12:07 PM GMT

Well, she would, what with being bat shit insane and everyone hating her f**king guts.

What, Cynthia? Cynthia always seems like a lovely to me. "OK Yoni" (as Private Eye call her) on the other hand, is Crazy like a second wife of a Beatle.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 3 2009, 12:09 PM GMT

What, Cynthia? Cynthia always seems like a lovely to me. "OK Yoni" (as Private Eye call her) on the other hand, is Crazy like a second wife of a Beatle.

Whoops, I made a boo-boo, I thought we were still talking about Yoko. As for this Cynthia woman, I wasn't even aware of existence.

And to be honest, because she claimed John Lennon slapped her about, I think she would have been even more forgotten.

Remember when Heather Mills claimed that elderly, frail, pot smoking Paul McCartney used to beat her up?

Yeah, pinch of salt time for me.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 12:16 PM GMT

Remember when Heather Mills claimed that elderly, frail, pot smoking Paul McCartney used to beat her up?

She didn't have a leg to stand on with those claims.

I wish I hadn't used my first and middle names when I joined.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 11:33 AM GMT

the site owner's wife was nicknamed 'Yoko'.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 11:39 AM GMT

Mr Dagger's friends call me that. I thought it was because of my kimono dress...

It's probably your slant-y eyes... Unimpressed

Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2009, 11:46 AM GMT

I always thought the slating Yoko recieved was unfair.

To be fair, she was a bit like a 'Yoko' to his 'John'.

Quote: Nogget @ December 3 2009, 2:46 PM GMT

To be fair, she was a bit like a 'Yoko' to his 'John'.

Laughing out loud

I've always been Slippery Jack since I started using internet forums (probably because the first one I joined was the League of Gentlemen one, and couldn't be bothered to think of any new names).

Haven't spotted Enid Coleslaw on here yet . . .

Quote: Nogget @ December 3 2009, 2:46 PM GMT

To be fair, she was a bit like a 'Yoko' to his 'John'.

Laughing out loud from me too.

I took on "Kevin Murphy" after I killed him.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 4 2009, 2:33 AM GMT

I took on "Kevin Murphy" after I killed him.

An idea taken from the crime novel, Morse's Easiest Case, I believe...

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