Not a slogan or anything but what's with Captain Birdseye?
A bearded old man who looks like Santa goes into the middle of the sea on a big boat with a load of kids and boxes of fishfingers.
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Waitrose
Where even the lottery costs £1.20
Quote: Oldrocker @ December 3 2009, 1:17 AM GMTWaitrose
Where even the lottery costs £1.20
Very nice.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 12:38 AM GMTLondon Underground -
It's boiling hot, crowded, dirty and over priced. But on rare occassions, some fit young office junior sticks her firm smooth buttocks right into your crotch, I'm talking right in there.
And thanks to the rhythm of the train, you get to legally dry hump some 17 year old and no one says a thing, no one even looks up from their Evening Standards. She won't even complain.
It's great! Don't believe me? Take your Oyster card into a lap dancing club, see how far you get.
Yep, everyone loves riding the tube.
One Tube journey £2, washing one pair of pants, £1.50, fine and costs for sexual assault £250.
Having a dryhump on the way to work priceless.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 12:45 AM GMTBBC Television -
Putting single mothers in jail since 1956. Pay your license mutha f**kas!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 12:21 AM GMTPorn -
You don't have to buy it dinner, talk to it or hug it afterwards. You can also shut it off at any time and it won't nag you. If fact, it's great!
And here in lies the duality of man.
BMW
Why not let people know you're a c**t before you even step out of your car.
Costa Coffee.
We're not Starbucks, you know!
Detol.
Because apparently humans couldn't survive in a world with a bit of dirt here and there.
Yakult.
Because you've been using too much Detol.
Quote: scratchyr @ December 3 2009, 11:49 AM GMTYakult.
Because you've been using too much Detol.
Penguin Chocolate Biscuits.
OK, yes we were stoned when we came up with the name. So what, it was the 70s?!
Quote: sootyj @ December 2 2009, 11:54 PM GMTStella.
Because the wife won't beat herself.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 3 2009, 12:50 AM GMTWetherspoons.
Reassuringly depressive.
That's my night out, that is.
Beer -
Because you wouldn't f**k her sober.
Cigarette Smoke -
A magical fog that repels arseholes.
The KFC Boneless Box -
The chicken meal for weak willed pussys too selfish to become vegetarians.
WKD -
Because 12 year olds like to get drunk too.
Drive the new Chrysler Town and Country. Go ahead and throw your money down a rat hole.
Kleenex Mansize
Because Lorraine Kelly is worth it.
Yakult.
More helpful than eating your own bogies...probably.
Mac
No one will know if you're gay or a tosser.
ToysRus
You might get lucky and a gokart will fall on your spoilt little bastards head.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 3 2009, 11:54 AM GMT
Penguin Chocolate Biscuits.
OK, yes we were stoned when we came up with the name. So what, it was the 70s?!
Was it not the 50s?
Horlicks-
Even we can't believe we got away with it!