My Screen Name/Screen Names We Would Like To See

I always have a glimpse of the "Welcome to our newest user:" announcement when I log on here... welcome to "chef knives set", by the way... which got me thinking. I am very boring (and very stupid) and use my own dull name on the BCG (and indeed in real life).

However, I am always impressed when I see some of the wonderful screen names that others have had the imagination to come up with... Special commendation of the week to "enidcoleslaw"

I'd love to hear about how our more unusually-titled members came up with their monickers, as well as hear people's favourites - either on this forum or those they have seen lurking elsewhere on the internet.

Also, any suggestions for screen names we'd like to see in the future?

I personally want to see someone have the honesty to call themselves "Can Of Worms", and would also wish to log on to see that "Bruised Rent Boy", "Ladyshapes", "Chat Biscuits" and "Vulcanised Pain" are online. (For all I know these people are already members!) And other suggestions?

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 3 2009, 9:24 AM GMT

other suggestions?

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Yeah, get on with some work!

Quote: Marc P @ December 3 2009, 9:27 AM GMT

Yeah, get on with some work!

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I was up all night finishing a batch of radio sketches the other day I'll have you know, Mr P! I am working on a sitcom treatment today if that reassures you? (Will let you know when it's finished, Miss.)

Good man. I haven't written a word thus far, am mainly thinking about breakfast.

On other message boards I like to use real names - just not mine. I usually pick old lady sounding names for some reason.

I'm Snipolata on another forum, but I can't remember which one now.

Donkey O'Tay.

blackdahlia2

I'd like to see a BucketOfCocks join.

On other forums, I'm also referred to as Tosser, Wanker, and El Weirdo... Oh, wait, that's in my real life.

I used to contribute regularly on a well known American movie discussion website under the name of Pondscum.

But I became the victim of a sweeping 'ban hammer' wielded by the site owners wife. Myself and six other people were all banned on the same day with no explaination given - she just didn't like us.

It was like being sacked by Cheri Blair.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 11:22 AM GMT

But I became the victim of a sweeping 'ban hammer' wielded by the site owners wife. Myself and six other people were all banned on the same day with no explaination given - she just didn't like us.

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Sounds a bit cliquey.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 3 2009, 11:24 AM GMT

Sounds a bit cliquey.

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It was a bizarre state of affairs and caused massive ructions in the community afterwards, people went as far as altering Wikipedia entries and calling for boycotts.

In the end, the site offered an amnesty to all those who were banned, but the whole episode left a bad taste in the mouth and I never returned.

Unsurprisingly, the site owner's wife was nicknamed 'Yoko'.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 11:33 AM GMT

Unsurprisingly, the site owner's wife was nicknamed 'Yoko'.

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Mr Dagger's friends call me that. I thought it was because of my kimono dress...

I always thought the slating Yoko recieved was unfair. Anybody who could put up with an annoying arse like John Lennon can't be all bad. Yes, he was talented. But he was still an arse. An annoying arse.

Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2009, 11:46 AM GMT

I always thought the slating Yoko recieved was unfair. Anybody who could put up with an annoying arse like John Lennon can't be all bad. Yes, he was talented. But he was still an arse. An annoying arse.

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And wasn't he an alleged wife-beater (or at least wife-hitter)?