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Quote: Morrace @ December 2 2009, 11:43 PM GMT

Could be surprisingly interesting...

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2009, 11:41 PM GMT

Nonsense! All transgenereds are endlessly fascinating when you're trying to get them into bed. Afterwards though...? Errr

You dirty boy! I bet you smother them with transfats.

Most boring quote.
Changing one word to make a cheap rude joke, damn it you know it isn't funny.

My boredom levels are at max capacity during the following -

Post Office queues

Long haul flights

Any situation where you are given a numbered ticket and have to wait for your number

Any work seminar / workshop I've not been able to dodge

Running virus scans on my computer

Downloading computer updates

Dry documentaries on BBC Four (not all, there are some good ones)

Channel Four Top 100 Shows

Cricket

But what is the most boring queue? Post office ones where you get to spot; fighting chavs, foreigns about to get slung out, old folk who refuses to recognise the world past 1956 are quite fun.

But queues at supermarkets are hell.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 12:06 AM GMT

Channel Four Top 100 Shows

I would just like to put in a good word for those long, sprawling C4 Friday/Saturday night Top 100 list shows. They are the stay-at-home alcoholic's TV nirvana. :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 3 2009, 12:17 AM GMT

I would just like to put in a good word for those long, sprawling C4 Friday/Saturday night Top 100 list shows. They are the stay-at-home alcoholic's TV nirvana. :(

Oh look it's Rob Rouse, oh look he remembers Soda Stream, oh look I've stabbed myself in the arm with a fork.

Big Top

Peter Kay

Katie 'Whoredon Horsef**k*r' Price

Myleene Klass

Lorna Spicer

Quote: david carmon @ December 3 2009, 12:27 AM GMT

Peter Kay

Katie 'Whoredon Horsef**k*r' Price

Myleene Klass

Oh here we go again...I know you don't find them boring david, you love them, by which I mean, you love to hate them.

Unless you were referring to your constant hatred of them, then yes, that is getting kind of boring. :P

Unlike my own hatred of Michael McIntyre, Victoria Wood and Russell Howard, which I hardly ever talk about. Whistling nnocently

LMAO :) I just hate them sooooooooo much, well Whoredan and Kay anyway. Both twats. As for being boring then I'm glad I'm something rather than nothing at all. :P

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 3 2009, 12:24 AM GMT

Oh look it's Rob Rouse, oh look he remembers Soda Stream, oh look I've stabbed myself in the arm with a fork.

(SINGS) "Memories, like the corners of my mind. Misty watercolour memories..." *eyes fill with tears, vomits into sink*

Paul Ross trying to squeeze jokes out of his vague recollections of Button Moon has kept many an alcoholic hanging-on throughout a long, dark night of the soul.

Quote: Morrace @ December 2 2009, 10:25 PM GMT

Even more boring is The Homburg.

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Ay! Ay! Watch it Mush unless you want me to fetch you one across the bracket!

:D

Worlds most boring comedy website....

... world's most boring punctuation, write a proper punchline.

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 3 2009, 12:37 AM GMT

Ay! Ay! Watch it Mush unless you want me to fetch you one across the bracket!

And by one misspelling Sootyj's plan to get Morrace thumped has come to fruition.

Mu ha ha!

Most boring meat.
Pork, your dull you are, dull and pointless. Bet you wish you were bacon, he's cool like a GTi.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2009, 3:53 AM GMT

And by one misspelling Sootyj's plan to get Morrace thumped has come to fruition.

Mu ha ha!

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