Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2009, 7:28 PM GMT
That makes me happy.
Quote: DaButt @ December 2 2009, 7:31 PM GMTIt's hard to drive when your wife is smacking you in the face with a 4-iron.
Bloody wife! There's only one thing she needs to be doing with an iron.
*high-five*
Quote: Leevil @ December 2 2009, 7:24 PM GMTI have affair. So I crash in tree.
More like loses control of car when orgasming as a rent boy sucks him off.
Quote: Aaron @ December 2 2009, 7:37 PM GMTMore like loses control of car when orgasming as a rent boy sucks him off.
Paging Dr Freud... 
I don't know why his telephone messages are played as part of the ITN news - this isn't news, it's someone's private life.
Quote: DaButt @ December 2 2009, 7:48 PM GMT
(It's the golf ball which makes it work...)
Taking my oldest (Connor) out to get all new clothes for his chorus concert tomorrow night. He keeps asking if we are going to stop at a haberdashery. 
I love having odd children.
Ellie is snuggled up in bed ready to watch Misfits.
Room for one more...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 2 2009, 10:44 PM GMTTa haberdashery.
I love having odd children.
Haberdashery is a great word. Why not introduce him to the word "hosiery" as well? 
Quote: EllieJP @ December 2 2009, 10:59 PM GMTRoom for one more...
*jumps in and rips open big back of crisps, the crumbs going everywhere* 
Damn, I've seen this episode.
*Wonders what else she can do in bed with Tim and a bag of crisps.*
Quote: EllieJP @ December 2 2009, 11:02 PM GMTDamn, I've seen this episode.
*Wonders what else she can do in bed with Tim and a bag of crisps.*
I've got gobstoppers too.
Status = Stupid. (Please see Miranda thread)
Quote: roscoff @ December 2 2009, 11:45 PM GMTStatus = Stupid. (Please see Miranda thread)
Nonsense. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2009, 11:48 PM GMT
No sense.
Exactly!
Had a lovely evening shopping with my oldest. He broke a belt, lost 3 price tags off pairs of pants, and to top it all, fell out of a dressing room when he put both legs into the same pant leg. Fantastic!