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Top 10 randomly generated words...

10... gimps
9... holes
8... spaced
7... rouse
6... mummed
5... great
4... arse
3... nimble
2... hoogler
1... hump

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Comes under Christmas telly!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 1 2009, 4:01 PM GMT

By the way, you missed out Aaron in nowt but a Christmas hat! (warning: must be done 'after' dinner).

Comes under presents!

When actually was the last time we had one?

Wellll, it snowed on Christmas day 3 years ago at my house. Didn't settle. :(

But it did snow lots last year! Maybe it will again.... maybe.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 4:05 PM GMT

Comes under presents!

:O Blimey, it really did get you excited!

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 4:05 PM GMT

Comes under Christmas telly!

Hmm, yes good answer. Very clever. I'm keeping my eye on you. Unimpressed

I am a clever.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 1 2009, 4:06 PM GMT

:O Blimey, it really did get you excited!

Hahaha!
Oh dear.

Quote: Leevil @ December 1 2009, 4:03 PM GMT

Top 10 randomly generated words...

7... rouse

Nice try Rob Lover, we don't want your kind round here - with your slightly amusing, middle of the road anecdotes which don't actually go anywhere.

Top 10 celebrities famous for doing NOTHING :

1) Jade goody
2) peaches geldof
3) Nicole Richie
4) Nikki Hilton
5) Paris Hilton
6) Anna Nicole Smith
7) Kimberly Stewart
8) George Bush Whistling nnocently
9) Kevin Federline
10) Fabio

:D

Two of those are dead, so that's quite literal.

I think it's a bit unfair to accuse the late Jade Goody of being famous for doing nothing. She did strip naked in the BB house before giving some bloke a blowjob. OK, she wasn't quite Germaine Greer, but still...

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 1 2009, 9:54 PM GMT

I think it's a bit unfair to accuse the late Jade Goody of being famous for doing nothing. She did strip naked in the BB house before giving some bloke a blowjob. OK, she wasn't quite Germaine Greer, but still...

She was racist.
And I don't count big brother as an accomplishment for anyone.
I have another one : Katie Price

Quote: katie coe @ December 1 2009, 10:14 PM GMT

She was racist.
And I don't count big brother as an accomplishment for anyone.
I have another one : Katie Price

Not that I'm a fan but:

"Katie Price's latest book 'Pushed to the Limit' has outsold Gordon Browns, Wartime Courage: Stories of Extraordinary Courage by Ordinary People in World War Two by 4,446 copies to 193, in two weeks."

http://tinyurl.com/y9tzzgy

Also, she's had her tits enlarged - and then reduced; been married and divorced from Peter Andre; lived rough in the Australian Jungle - twice. A very brave lady!

Not exactly 'famous for doing nothing' is she? A very busy lady and no mistake!

Quote: Morrace @ December 1 2009, 10:37 PM GMT

Not that I'm a fan but:

"Katie Price's latest book 'Pushed to the Limit' has outsold Gordon Browns, Wartime Courage: Stories of Extraordinary Courage by Ordinary People in World War Two by 4,446 copies to 193, in two weeks."

http://tinyurl.com/y9tzzgy

Also, she's had her tits enlarged - and then reduced; been married and divorced from Peter Andre; lived rough in the Australian Jungle - twice. A very brave lady!

Not exactly 'famous for doing nothing' is she? A very busy lady and no mistake!

Who would want to buy a book by Gordon Brown?
And yes she is famous for doing nothing:
Having her breasts enlarged makes her a bit of a slut( only because they were over the top- literally)
Her divorce was a publicity stunt as was her marriage and she walked off im a celeb.

Quote: katie coe @ December 1 2009, 10:43 PM GMT

Who would want to buy a book by Gordon Brown?

Who would want to buy a book by Gordon Brown? - 193

Who would want to buy a book by Katie Price? - 4,446

Quote: katie coe @ December 1 2009, 10:43 PM GMT

Having her breasts enlarged makes her a bit of a slut

In fact it's a painful operation. My aunt had it done - and she is NOT a slut! Katie is a very brave lady.

Quote: katie coe @ December 1 2009, 10:43 PM GMT

Her divorce was a publicity stunt as was her marriage

She fell in and out of love - we all do.

Quote: katie coe @ December 1 2009, 10:43 PM GMT

and she walked off im a celeb.

because she is a loving mother and missed her children.

Quote: katie coe @ December 1 2009, 10:43 PM GMT

And yes she is famous for doing nothing

In that case, so is Florence Nightingale and Mother Theresa.

You all right Morrace or would like like one of us to call someone?

:|

Quote: Morrace @ December 1 2009, 10:37 PM GMT

lived rough in the Australian Jungle - twice.

I have it on good authority that she went down on him more than twice.

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