Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 2:44 PM GMTTinsel smells like cats piss. Although that could just be my house.
Or a feline kidney disease. 
(can I just say I'm not smiley-ing at the fact your cat might be ill. I wish your cat well in fact. Like all cats.)
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 2:44 PM GMTTinsel smells like cats piss.
In my house it smells like cat poop, since my cat likes to eat the stuff and a day later he's running around with tinsel streaming from his butt, hence my reluctance to use tinsel and, therefore, remember the smell.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 1 2009, 2:48 PM GMTOr a feline kidney disease.
(can I just say I'm not smiley-ing at the fact your cat might be ill. I wish your cat well in fact. Like all cats.)
Thank you. I should probably point out for the sake of all sanity that I don't have a cat. That's what makes the tinsel thing so odd.
Actually, I haven't got any tinsel either.
Or anything else.
Ermmm....I need a lie down.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 2:52 PM GMTThank you. I should probably point out for the sake of all sanity that I don't have a cat. That's what makes the tinsel thing so odd.
Actually, I haven't got any tinsel either.
Or anything else.
Ermmm....I need a lie down.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 2:52 PM GMTThank you. I should probably point out for the sake of all sanity that I don't have a cat. That's what makes the tinsel thing so odd.
Actually, I haven't got any tinsel either.
Or anything else.
Ermmm....I need a lie down.
Maybe cats are coming in and pissing in your house whilst you're out. You need to get a dog, even just an imaginary one. I used to have one, you can have that. He was called Soup.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 1 2009, 2:56 PM GMTMaybe cats are coming in and pissing in your house whilst you're out. You need to get a dog, even just an imaginary one. I used to have one, you can have that. He was called Soup.
Cheers D.
Here Soup, come on boy!
Top 10 Television Shows That Everyone Else Loves But I Never Watch / Can't Stand -
1. All soap operas
2. Doctor Who
3. Jeremy Kyle
4. X Factor
5. Strictly Come Dancing
6. Derren Brown
7. Michael McIntyre
8. Jonathan Ross
9. All period dramas
10. Gavin and Stacey
Yes, there is obviously something seriously wrong with me that I can't derive pleasure from the above listed programming. I shall report to the re-education centre immediately.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 1 2009, 3:14 PM GMTTop 10 Television Shows That Everyone Else Loves But I Never Watch / Can't Stand -
1. All soap operas
2. Doctor Who
3. Jeremy Kyle
4. X Factor
5. Strictly Come Dancing
6. Derren Brown
7. Michael McIntyre
8. Jonathan Ross
9. All period dramas
10. Gavin and StaceyYes, there is obviously something seriously wrong with me that I can't derive pleasure from the above listed programming. I shall report to the re-education centre immediately.
So, does this mean that you are a fan of 'I'm a Celebrity'?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 3:17 PM GMTSo, does this mean that you are a fan of 'I'm a Celebrity'?
I ran out of space on my list. 
Which is a shame as I have so much hate to give.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 1 2009, 3:21 PM GMTI ran out of space on my list.
Which is a shame as I have so much hate to give.
Well, you could always issue a part two of your list. Let me guess what else might be on it. Mmm. Top Gear? Torchwood?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 3:25 PM GMTWell, you could always issue a part two of your list. Let me guess what else might be on it. Mmm. Top Gear? Torchwood?
Love Top Gear, it is the only truly heterosexually based programme on the BBC. It's so hetero, that gays and women come to watch it because they're so bored of the estrogen fests that dominate the rest of the schedules 24/7.
Torchwood on the other hand, yeah, that's for fags.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 1 2009, 3:28 PM GMT
Love Top Gear, it is the only truly heterosexually based programme on the BBC. It's so hetero, that gays and women come to watch it because they're so bored of the estrogen fests that dominate the rest of the schedules 24/7.
You see? You are a man of the people!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 1 2009, 3:28 PM GMTTorchwood on the other hand, yeah, that's for fags.
Just not the gay people.
Then slap me on the arse and call me a fag.
Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 2:27 PM GMTTop 10 Christmas things :
3) snow
When actually was the last time we had one?
By the way, you missed out Aaron in nowt but a Christmas hat! (warning: must be done 'after' dinner).
Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 3:58 PM GMTThen slap me on the arse and call me a fag.
Ha, some fagola you turned out to be, you didn't even put The Doctor Who Christmas special on your Crimbo list.
