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Quote: david carmon @ December 1 2009, 1:10 PM GMT

Top 10 Soap Operas

4.EastEnders

That's not how you spell '1.' Unimpressed

Top 10 British Ad Campaigns Of All Time

1) R White's Lemonade
2) PG Tips Monkeys
3) Cadbury's Fruit'n'Nut(cases)
4) Cinzano (with Leonard Rossiter)
5) (For Mash Get) Smash
6) Tango (various)
7) Hamlet cigars
8) Heineken (various)
9) Wispa (featuring Peter Cook, Mel Smith etc.)
10) Pretty much any commercial with John Cleese, but the Schweppes ones used to be good

Quote: david carmon @ December 1 2009, 1:10 PM GMT

Top 10 Soap Operas

1.Brookside

Who were your favourite Brookie characters?

Top Ten of Garden Things:

1) Trim
2) Edges
3) Weeds
4) Bush
5) Hedge
6) Nettles
7) Corpse
8) Big twitching dismembered ankle
9) Empty vase, previously full of Jack Daniels
10) A crate of dead vipers.

Top 10 Christmas things :

1) presents
2) tree
3) snow
4) food
5) chocolate
6) tinsel
7) robins
8) Christmas music
9) Christmas telly
10) advent calendars

the end.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 2:27 PM GMT

Top 10 Christmas things :

1) presents
2) tree
3) snow
4) food
5) chocolate
6) tinsel
7) robins
8) Christmas music
9) Christmas telly
10) advent calendars

the end.

:D How many hours of painstaking deliberation went into this one, zooo?

Heh!
I shall be collating an even more thoroughly thought out one later. This is merely a first draft.

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

Heh!
I shall be collating an even more thoroughly thought out one later. This is merely a first draft.

You forgot Santa! And brussel sprouts, flatulent relatives and brooding hatred... Rolling eyes

I do love Father Christmas and brussells...

I don't allow the other two at my Christmas!

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 2:27 PM GMT

Top 10 Christmas things :

1) presents
2) tree
3) snow
4) food
5) chocolate
6) tinsel
7) robins
8) Christmas music
9) Christmas telly
10) advent calendars

the end.

I think robins are too high - you can see them all year round, but advent calendars are scarse. The smell of tinsel, IMO, is better than tinsel itself. :)

Oooooooooooooooooooh, the smell of tinsel. *jumps about in glee*

Quote: zooo @ December 1 2009, 2:33 PM GMT

Oooooooooooooooooooh, the smell of tinsel. *jumps about in glee*

What does tinsel smell like? I don't remember it having a smell.

Is hard to explain. It just smells of Christmas. Like Scotch tape does.

Quote: DaButt @ December 1 2009, 2:39 PM GMT

What does tinsel smell like? I don't remember it having a smell.

It's the smell of Christmas. Unimpressed

(forget frankinsense and spices and stuff...)

Quote: DaButt @ December 1 2009, 2:39 PM GMT

What does tinsel smell like? I don't remember it having a smell.

Tinsel smells like cats piss. Although that could just be my house.

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