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Top 10 Biggest Cocks In Advertising!! Page 4

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 9:30 PM GMT

'Dubbed Adverts' - either shot in Europe or America and then dubbed with British accents. Some kid will wander into the kitchen in American Football gear and his Mum will say 'How was Rugby practice?' in her best Hyacinth Bucket accent.

A pet hate of mine. There's a Slaggs' sketch on YouTube called Lip Synch, which advertises a product that seamlessly lip synchs any actor anywhere. Badly shot, badly acted, badly written.

Calgon, Scott, and those shrieking frenetic (as in the rabid dog sense of the word) Safestyle UK ads are all advert hell.

In that Go Compare cafe ad there's a prick dancing and waving invisible castanets in the background that badly needs my fist in his bollocks. I can't bear to watch him.

Quote: SlagA @ November 30 2009, 10:04 PM GMT

In that Go Compare cafe ad there's a prick dancing and waving invisible castanets in the background that badly needs my fist in his bollocks. I can't bear to watch him.

Took me a while to spot that! It's like he misunderstood the director, or was the only extra bothered to get into the spirit of the ad :D

The Safestyle UK ads grow increasingly disturbing . . . !

Quote: SlagA @ November 30 2009, 10:04 PM GMT

Safestyle UK ads are all advert hell.

It always reminds me of They Live, like the main guy has been abducted and altered and now his life is great.

I keep expecting Roddy 'Rowdy' Piper to show up and start shootin' and wrasslin' people.

They Live had some of the most painful "walking" music ever. Every time he'd wonder into a scene, he'd be accompanied by a droning, depressing suicidal beat.

Fortunately the bad guys looked cool shit.

In the 1980s is was ultra cool to be a self-regarding prick

Hmm . . think I must get Gillette especially after this evening when a little girl shouted 'Santa! Santa!' to me in Aldi !

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Quote: Oldrocker @ December 1 2009, 12:27 AM GMT

Hmm . . think I must get Gillette especially after this evening when a little girl shouted 'Santa! Santa!' to me in Aldi !

You're over 60, Oldrocker, and probably hard of hearing. ;)

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LOL

The man walking around his mum's house because she's buggered off on a trip to Australia to see his brother, with his inheritence. You can see the murderous rage seething underneath; his mum's just spent all the money he'd been counting on to pay off his mortgage and get a Thai bride on visiting his brother - who he knows has always been her favourite.

Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 1 2009, 2:11 PM GMT

The man walking around his mum's house because she's buggered off on a trip to Australia to see his brother, with his inheritence. You can see the murderous rage seething underneath; his mum's just spent all the money he'd been counting on to pay off his mortgage and get a Thai bride on visiting his brother - who he knows has always been her favourite.

Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it.

:D

No, I think that pretty much sums it up.

June Whitfield securing peace of mind about her own funeral fees, through the medium of flogging insurance plans to the over-50s to secure peace of mind about their own funeral fees.

The woman in the claims advert who slips in the foyer on her pudgy knees. The accident seems to have affected her fringe - because it's now half way up her forehead.

Laughing out loud

That f**king fringe! >_<

Not sure if there are any cocks as such, but I am somewhat baffled by that rash of adverts that have appeared recently from companies encouraging you to send any unwanted gold to them. In the post. IN THE POST. Yeah, that can't possibly go wrong, can it.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 1 2009, 3:13 PM GMT

Not sure if there are any cocks as such, but I am somewhat baffled by that rash of adverts that have appeared recently from companies encouraging you to send any unwanted gold to them. In the post. IN THE POST. Yeah, that can't possibly go wrong, can it.

They melt it down and then claim they'll send it back to you if you're not happy. Yeah, thanks Errr

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