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New Suzie Cocktail video! Page 10

Quote: Aaron @ November 29 2009, 5:31 PM GMT

Well we all know how much money Jews have! ;)

That's our Aaron!

Quote: sootyj @ November 29 2009, 5:51 PM GMT

That's our Aaron!

Shall we club together our loose change and buy the BCG and rename it the JCG?

The Jewish Communist Guild?

Aren't you a member already?

I actually would be!

Quote: Moonstone @ November 29 2009, 5:55 PM GMT

I actually would be!

There's quite a few Jewish socialist/ communist groups pull your finger out and join one.

I vote for the Jerusalem Challah Gold-enstein.

Quote: Suzie Cocktail @ November 19 2009, 5:46 PM GMT

There is so much love here, I feel so connected this is amazing <3

If your idea of love is a group of horny comedy nerds hoping to catch a glimpse of your cameltoe, then yes indeed, you are loved up by the BCG.

Here, I've even written the script for you -

SUZIE COCKTAIL: I cannot wear these cutie pootie hot pants to meet the Pope, you can clearly see my vagina.

END SCENE

Jewish Comedy Gold!

Quote: sootyj @ November 29 2009, 5:57 PM GMT

There's quite a few Jewish socialist/ communist groups pull your finger out and join one.

Ok, give me one and I will! Unless they will want donations, in which case they can sod right off.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 29 2009, 6:01 PM GMT

If your idea of love is a group of horny comedy nerds hoping to catch a glimpse of your cameltoe, then yes indeed, you are loved up by the BCG.

Here, I've even written the script for you -

SUZIE COCKTAIL: I cannot wear these cutie pootie hot pants to meet the Pope, you can clearly see my vagina.

END SCENE

Jewish Comedy Gold!

Laughing out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL1mOzsHTEw Here is her latest one, but I am rather upset due to the fact she has not posted a new video in about one week. Is the season over? She is Ridiculous, I would love to see more...

Quote: Jiminy Cricket @ November 30 2009, 3:48 AM GMT

She is Ridiculous

Suzie Cocktail is nothing like etc...

Image

Laughing out loud

(scary thing is they are my everyday glasses and that is my blue cagul and wooly hat walking gear. :O )

Quote: sootyj @ November 29 2009, 5:57 PM GMT

There's quite a few Jewish socialist/ communist groups pull your finger out and join one.

Careful Sooty, or the Imam will trick you into becoming a Muslim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNkZVsLIwQo

Quote: Jiminy Cricket @ November 30 2009, 3:48 AM GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL1mOzsHTEw Here is her latest one, but I am rather upset due to the fact she has not posted a new video in about one week. Is the season over? She is Ridiculous, I would love to see more...

Don't bother lads, she's all covered up in this one - though it does feature Suzie shoving a plastic carrot in her crotch...so every cloud, etc.

Quote: Jiminy Cricket @ November 30 2009, 3:48 AM GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL1mOzsHTEw Here is her latest one, but I am rather upset due to the fact she has not posted a new video in about one week. Is the season over? She is Ridiculous, I would love to see more...

Yes. We know.

Now Suzie, stop getting your minions to spam the site or you'll find all traces of yourself eradicated and blocked from being posted again.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 1:51 PM GMT

Don't bother lads, she's all covered up in this one - though it does feature Suzie shoving a plastic carrot in her crotch...so every cloud, etc.

I'm with Renegade here. Is being a quite attractive blonde the prerequisite for crossposting threads that should normally be in Crit? If so, then our very own Mrs Dagger should post here. But there again, DD isn't a shameless cock-tease.

If Cocktale was fat and ugly and didn't hang you out, hoping for a glimpse of her moist and salty cloven bagel, this thread would be dead.

Maybe we should create a subcategory - Internet Comedy?

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