The biggest has to be the king and queen of smug from that car ad:
"Fact me."
"...then we pour on the goodies, front fogs... yadda yadda."
"We have it in noir."
Freaks . . .
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Oooooh, that ad for some phone thing, where he says it's "for popular people?" in a really SMUG f**king c**tish voice. 
They have changed it recently so it's less c**tish, he still says the same words but stresses it differently.
Watching the ads now. Will see what comes up...
Uh oh. Jamie Oliver. Off to a good start . ..
The Meercat.
I knew him before he was famous, so nice and unassuming.
Now he has his face on T-shirts he wants to be waited on hand and foot.
He's changed!
Simples!
Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 7:59 PM GMTOooooh, that ad for some phone thing, where he says it's "for popular people?" in a really SMUG f**king c**tish voice.
Don't think I know this one ??? . . .
Ah, you have missed a classic.
Quote: bigfella @ November 30 2009, 8:01 PM GMTThe Meercat.
Only recently realised Simon Greenall does the voice . . .
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 30 2009, 8:04 PM GMTOnly recently realised Simon Greenall does the voice . . .
Apparently he's changed his name to Aleksandr Orlov.
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 30 2009, 8:01 PM GMTDon't think I know this one ??? . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZblunkmn4
Don't think it sounds quite as obnoxious as it used to, but still.
Like the phone advert with that guy that just shout Ye!
Arggghh! Stop Shouting You MENTAL!!!!
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 30 2009, 7:56 PM GMTThe biggest has to be the king and queen of smug from that car ad:
"Fact me."
"...then we pour on the goodies, front fogs... yadda yadda."
"We have it in noir."
Freaks . . .
It's more like the lead into a particularly classy porn film, the kind that Alan Sugar's film company would make, Wankstrad.
With my mighty imagination they've ruined the waranty on those leather seats multiple times.
Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 8:09 PM GMThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZblunkmn4
Don't think it sounds quite as obnoxious as it used to, but still.
Ah that one! Don't have a problem with that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y0LYn_j1SA&feature=player_embedded
... but THIS ONE 
!!!
Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 30 2009, 8:14 PM GMThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y0LYn_j1SA&feature=player_embedded
... but THIS ONE
Disgusting advert.
What a hunk of junk for 11,999.99 They saw that stuck up bitch coming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy2kRk6Cylw&feature=player_embedded
One of the absolute worst examples of actors pretending to be 'real people', probably the one thing I hate the most in adverts (not to mention the utter bullshit that is the Volvic Challenge) . . .
Ah yes. "We have it in no-arrrr".
Twat.