I used an Irish accessible toilet. Wasn't impressed it was just a prison cell and I was supposed to smear my shit on the walls.
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Quote: sootyj @ November 14 2009, 10:36 AM GMTI used an Irish accessible toilet. Wasn't impressed it was just a prison cell and I was supposed to smear my shit on the walls.
So here's the thing: either you did, or you ended up with huge skids!! Which one was it? 
Quote: Mike T @ November 14 2009, 2:56 AM GMTI use disabled toilets as spastic rapists generally aint as fast as those with working legs
My wife Dawn used a disabled toilet when she was on a night out with friends in May, though she assures me it was a desperate circumstance, but I would never do this as I feel it is hugely disrespectful.
Quote: Mike T @ November 14 2009, 2:56 AM GMTI use disabled toilets as spastic rapists generally aint as fast as those with working legs
That really is a pathetic and childish thing to say. I thought you were bad enough as a Manchester United supporter but really this makes you lower than the crap in the toilet.
Quote: Chappers @ November 30 2009, 1:58 AM GMTThat really is a pathetic and childish thing to say. I thought you were bad enough as a Manchester United supporter but really this makes you lower than the crap in the toilet.
Does this mean I'm on the Jimmy Carr/Brand/Ross level of offensiveness now? 
Using a disabled toilet is fine though I only use them if the gents is out of action for some reason. I remember once doing a little dance in one purely because there was the room to do it.
On a separate note have you used a disabled parking bay? Years ago when my brother had just passed his driving test - which makes him 18 and me about 12 - we used a disabled space with the aid of my mother's orange disabled parking badge (She had arthritis).
When we got out the car we got the biggest mouthful from this old guy so we got back in and drove off and parked somewhere else. Quite embarrassing but we were only kids.
These days, of course, the kids would tell the old guy to f**k off. 
Quote: Tuumble @ November 30 2009, 10:03 AM GMTOn a separate note have you used a disabled parking bay? Years ago when my brother had just passed his driving test - which makes him 18 and me about 12 - we used a disabled space with the aid of my mother's orange disabled parking badge (She had arthritis).
Even though you seem to admit that you shouldn't have been parking there, he was wrong to give you abuse. For all he knew, you were there to collect your arthritic mother.
Quote: Nogget @ November 30 2009, 10:10 AM GMTEven though you seem to admit that you shouldn't have been parking there, he was wrong to give you abuse. For all he knew, you were there to collect your arthritic mother.
Why didn't I think of that!
Quote: Mike T @ November 30 2009, 2:59 AM GMTDoes this mean I'm on the Jimmy Carr/Brand/Ross level of offensiveness now?
No - you're just a twat.
I would if it was appropriate. Take my university for instance, it has thousand or so students, there are approx 6 disabled toilets in the main block and one on every floor in the library, and I have only ever seen two students with wheelchairs and one with crutches in the place.
Quote: The Rook @ November 30 2009, 10:49 AM GMTI would if it was appropriate. Take my university for instance, it has thousand or so students, there are approx 6 disabled toilets in the main block and one on every floor in the library, and I have only ever seen two students with wheelchairs and one with crutches in the place.
There's also those with disabilities you can't see; they may continence problems or use a colostomy bag, etc.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 30 2009, 10:53 AM GMTThere's also those with disabilities you can't see; they may continence problems or use a colostomy bag, etc.
How is Mr Dagger?
Quote: chipolata @ November 30 2009, 10:57 AM GMTHow is Mr Dagger?
*snigger*
Quote: chipolata @ November 30 2009, 10:57 AM GMTHow is Mr Dagger?
He's fighting fit and got even bigger muscles from being wheelchair bound this summer - so watch it. 