Quote: Tim Walker @ November 30 2009, 1:58 AM GMT*puts on lipstick and waxes crotch*
Not again. 
Who do you fancy? Page 467
I think this forum is a bad influence on me
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:03 AM GMTNot again.
Might try that electrolysis thing instead of waxing/shaving, but I hear it's quite expensive. Do you think one would get the same result from putting one's scrotum in the toaster? 
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:05 AM GMTI think this forum is a bad influence on me
Tell me about it. I've got a writing deadline in less than 48 hours and I'm just sat here thinking about whether or not if one of 'Jedward' ejaculates, does the other one come a full second later? (Despite rigorous, week-long rehearsals in the vain hope of being able to synchronise their jism. 
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Quote: Tim Walker @ November 30 2009, 2:11 AM GMTI'm just sat here thinking about whether or not if one of 'Jedward' ejaculates, does the other one come a full second later? (Despite rigorous, week-long rehearsals in the vain hope of being able to synchronise their jism.
Trick question, Jedward have no genitals - well not as we 'hoo-mans' know them.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:16 AM GMTTrick question, Jedward have no genitals - well not as we 'hoo-mans' know them.
Ask Louis Walsh, there has to be a reason they were kept on for so long. Maybe they dried up. Literally.
I think they'll end up doing specialist twin porn together. So all your questions will be answered!
Quote: zooo @ November 30 2009, 2:18 AM GMTI think they'll end up doing specialist twin porn together. So all your questions will be answered!
'Jizzward'?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:19 AM GMT'Jizzward'?
Would be interesting. Could get Same Difference and The Jonas Brothers to join in.
Personally I preferred it when the Irish just sent their terrorist cells and bombs over to London. This latest campaign is far more sinister.
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 1:42 AM GMTI think he may have objections
I'm no religious mental!
You tart.
Quote: Aaron @ November 30 2009, 2:27 AM GMTI'm no religious mental!
Show us your chaste ring.
I meant you may have objections to having some gay loving lmao
Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:31 AM GMTI meant you may have objections to having some gay loving lmao
Better latent then never, eh Aaron?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:33 AM GMTBetter latent then never, eh Aaron?
Oooh, get you, Dennis Norden!